Bernie wites all the news fwom a long time

My Unca Tim keeps complaining that Bernie did not wite in my blog for a long time. So now Bernie is going to wite all the news.
First Bernie is getting a bit fat again but not too fat. That is because Bernie is a vewy good pussy cat and I always takes my tablets vewy good when my Gwand-ma or my Mummy gives them to me.
Jaffa is gwowing into a fat pussy cat but she did not gwow out of her fur coat yet so Gwand-ma said that is OK. We do not know where we could buy her a new pussy cat coat if she gwew out of the one she has on now.
Jaffa does a funny thing sometimes. I asked her what she was doing and she said she was having some dindins at differwent westaurwants. But weally all she does is this. She eats some dindins from her bowl and then she goes to the fwont door and Gwand-da lets her out. Then she walks wound the house and she comes in the cat flap in the family woom and she goes and eats some more dindins and then she goes to the fwont door and Gwand-da lets her out and then she walks wound the house and comes in the cat flap in the family woom and then she eats some more dindins and then she goes to the fwont door and Gwand-da says "What again?" and he lets her out and she keeps doing that. Gwand-da counted four times yesterday. Bernie asked her why she do that and that is when she said she is going to differwent westaurwants. She is a silly cat because she is only going to the same place every time.
Did Bernie tell evewybody about our big fish pond what is going to have fishies in it? Well we got a big one and it wained and now it is full of bwown water but no fishies. My Gwand-ma said we has to get that dirty water out and only put clean water in and then we can get some fishies. When we have fishies in it, some birdies might come and sit near the edge and twy to catch them fishies to eat. So Bernie and Jaffa will have the vewy important job of chasing dem birdies away so they do not eat our fishies.
It has been waining here lots of times and the gwound is all wet and squishy. Bernie does not bovver to go outside cos it is cold. Bernie stays inside and sleeps on Polly's blankie what she left to Bernie when she gone to Pussy cat Heaven. It is a vewy nice blankie and Bernie loves it lots. It weminds me of my Polly what Bernie loves.
Jaffa goes outside and comes in wet and then she gets a cuddle fwom someone to get warmed up. She is silly but she still loves Bernie. She gives her Bernie lots of lick licks and she tickles.
Love fwom Bernie

Bernie is sick

Gwand-ma told Bernie dat me should wite on my blog and tell evewyone about Bernie being sick so they know why Bernie did not wite on my blog for a long time.
Bernie keeps getting thinner and thinner. Gwand-ma took me to the vet but Unca Jim said Bernie is OK. Then Unca Jim died and Bernie was vewy sad. Now we has a new vet called Aunty Nicole. My Aunty Vicki is still at the vet place.
Gwand-ma took little Bernie to see his Aunty Nicole and she said Bernie vewy sick and she do a blood test which is a fing what Bernie did not like.
Bernie has got a over active thywoid and it makes Bernie eat lots cause me is hungwy but me just get skinny all de time.
Bernie has to have two tablets evewy day now for de west of my life.
My Gwand-ma put them in a little pill container just like my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da and my Mummy has got. Bernie is a EXCELLENT pussy cat and me takes my tablets vewy dood.
Luv fwom Bernie

Jaffa's Birfday

Yesserday was Jaffa's birfday. She was 2 years old. If she was a human bean she would be 21. First Gwand-ma singed happy birfday to Jaffa. Den Bernie singed "miaowy miaow day". Jaffa fink dat is vewy funny and she larf and larf. When she larf, her bell wings. Dat makes her larf more. Dat makes her bell wing more and dat makes her larf more. And dat makes her bell wing more and dat makes her larf more and den she get de hiccups. Dat stopped de larfin. So den she wun into de sewing woom. Katy bed is still dere so Jaffa likes to sleep on it so she can wemember Katy smell so she will wemember Katy next time Katy comes to visit. She had a nice sleep on dat bed.
She will not be happy today cos Gwand-da say he is going to put dat bed back in de gawage. Poor Jaffa. She wants to keep sleeping on it. Maybe someone will make her a speshul bed in dere.
Luv fwom Bernie

Katy gone home

My Katy came to visit. Bernie did not do my blog for a long time because I forgot my password. Now Gwand-ma weminded me what it is.
We had dood fun wif Katy visiting. Jaffa has been getting to know her. Jaffa does not like new people but she likes Katy. Katy knew just how to pat her and talk to her gently so she will get to know her and do not be fwightened.
Now I have to tell Jaffa dat Katy has gone home. I hope she do not cwy.
Katy has gone in dat new car what was here. Katy said it is called Clive and it is going to be her Daddy's car so they are dwiving it all the way to Tasmania and they are going over the water in a boat. Bernie VEWY GLAD that he does not have to go wif them because Bernie do not like going in a boat.
Gwand-ma went in hospital and came out again fast.
Gwand-da is sad now cos Katy and my Mummy is gone. Bernie has to give him lots of cuddles.
Bernie let Katy bwing my favourwite toy to give it to my cousin Q. Gwand-ma will have to buy a new one for Bernie.
Now Bernie has to go a do cuddles.
Luv fwom Bernie

We had Kwissmuss

I lost my book wif spellin in it.
We had Kwissmuss and Jaffa and Bernie got pwessies. Lots of toys to play wif and lots of yummy tweats.
We like them.
The other day my Gwand-ma got mixed up when she was getting dwessed and put her slacks on first and den her unnerpants. She looked like a Super Gwand-ma.
My Gwand-ma asked Bernie to look on the internet and find some dood fishies to put in our pond. Bernie found de best one called Berney's Catfish. Bernie wants dat one.
Luv fwom Bernie

My Mummy's Birfday

Tomowwow is my Mummy's birfday. She is making her own birfday cake cos she likes cooking and it is a good excuse for her to make a nice cake what she likes wif smelly stuff in it.
Bernie still has not got my Mummy a pwesent but my Gwand-ma said she will go and get the pwesent what I told her to get tomowwow. Bernie always tells Gwand-ma what to get for my Mummy. One day Bernie might buy sumfing on line for my Mummy. I am a clever computer using pussy cat so I could do that good.
Luv fwom Bernie and Happy Birthday to my Mummy.
PS I wonder if she would like a nice new bowl with a pussy cat picture on it or would she like a human picture on it?

We saw Santa

Bernie and Jaffa went to the Open Day at our Vet's place. We saw our Aunty Shauna and she gave us both very big cuddles. We were very happy to see her.
Then we got a pwetty thing on wound our necks for Chwistmas and we had our photos taken with Santa Claws. We liked Santa Claws cos he smells just like our Uncle Dewek who lives with our Aunty Shauna. And he knew what our names are and everything. And we told him that we have been good pussy cats and he is going to bwing us a pwessie for Chwistmas.
Here are the pictures that we got taken.

Luv fwom Bernie