Oh No my Katy sick

My Katy say she sick. Me hope she do not have my Gwand-ma or my Gwand-da sick cos dem is howwible sicks. How can Bernie help his Katy get better soon?
Me send lots of dood licks and miaows to my Katy  cos me luv my Katy lots and lots.
And me luv my Hughie too. Me hope my Hughie helps to take care of my Katy.
Luv fwom Bernie
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more gwass

Now we got more gwass in our back yard. Unca Michael and Unca Wobert put it dere. Den dey cover it up wif sand to keep it warm in winter.
Unca Phil come and have dindins wif us.
Bernie do not like dat clock going bong bong at me just when me walking past so Gwand-ma tell it not to bong bong any more tonight and guess what! It stopped.
My Mummy wants to move de furniture in our bedwoom and she twying to work out where to put it. Me twy to help but she sitting on my chair.
Today me was a vewy dood pussy. Gwand-ma wanted a cuddle so me jump up and sit on her lap. My Gwand-ma got a sore knee so Bernie was very careful and me did not step on her knee. Me did not sit on dat dore knee eiver.
Den when me jump down me still did not step on her sore knee. Dat is because Bernie is a vewy careful, clever, dood, kind, considewate, pashent, gentle, beautiful, wonderful pussy cat.
My Gwand-ma come and wead dis while Bernie typing it. She say "Well you are certainly not modest". Bernie say "Oh no! Me do not be modest. Me fink modest is yukkie"
Luv fwom Bernie

Bernie find out a sekwet

Today Bernie find out a sekwet. Well maybe it not a sekwet but Bernie did not know it before.
Gwand-ma used to be a pussy cat and gwand-da used to be a pussy cat too.
Me find dat out because Gwand-ma making a noise what sound like a pussy cat hacking up a fur ball and Gwand-da making a funny noise when he bweave like a pussy cat purr.
So now Bernie finking about when me gwows up and gwows into a human. Dat will be vewy dood cos humans can open doors and get my pussy cat dindins whenever dem like. Dey just get it out of de cupboard.
Dat easy.
Maybe dat what happen to Heidi. Maybe she gwowed into a human. Me looking at all de humans awound here to see if any of dem got yellow eyes and ginger and black hair like Heidi.
Me vewy happy to find out about dat.
Luv fwom Bernie

Mummy getting Gwand-da

My Mummy go away. Bernie Miaow vewy loudly at de door when she gone but my Gwand-ma tell me she gone to get my Gwand-da.
Me still mowing vewy loud until she come home.
Luv fwom Bernie

Gwand-da and Heidi still gone

Oh Miaow miaow Bernie is sad cos his litta Heidi still do not come home and my Gwand-da still do not come home.
Bernie do not like it when my family goes away. Me walk awound de house saying MIAOW vewy loud cos me twying to call dem.
Den me has to go and get a cuddle fwom someone.
Den me has a litta nap and when me wake up me go and see if me can find dem again.
Oh dear. Bernie wish he know how to find evewybody. Bernie do not want anybody to go away any more.
Luv fwom Bernie

Mummy home and Gwand-da gone

My Mummy was visiting my Unca Tim and Aunty Lily but now she come home.
Me miss my Mummy so me spend lots of time sittin on Gwand-ma lap and having dood cuddles.
Den my Gwand-da go somewhere wif Aunty Mavis. My Gwand-ma do not go cos she do not walk dood.
When my Gwand-da come home him feelin sick so my Gwand-ma wing up a lady and she say he need to go to de hospital but Gwand-ma cannot dwive him dere so she send a ambulance.My Gwand-ma wing my Aunty Mavis and she come over just when dat ambulance mans come.
Dem mans come and put a fing on Gwand-da face so him can bweave better and den dey take him to de hospital.
Den Aunty Kim come and den my Mummy come home. We was supposed to have some dindins weady for my Mummy but we did not have any food to cook except Gwand-ma found some tuna.
Den My Mummy had to take some fings to my Gwand-da in de hospital and Bernie cwying cos me fink my Mummy going away again.
But my Aunty Kim start makin de dindins and my Gwand-ma and my Aunty Mavis help her and  my Mummy come home and we all eat some dindins and watch de TV and den Aunty Kim and Aunty Mavis gone home but my Gwand-da still in de hospital.
Bernie goes and has a big cuddle wif him Mummy.
Evewybody likes to have Mummy cuddles.
Luv fwom Bernie

Clever pussy cat talkin peoples

My dood fwend Hughie can talk pussy cat language. Me did not know dat. On my blog he say in pussy cat language :My favouwite dindins is ice cweam wif tomato sauce and some lettuce on top. Me also like cheese wif custard and bwoccolli."
Me did not know dat my Hughie like dose fings.
My Katy send me a special message in Kookabuwwa language. She say "My Daddy wearing my Mummy bwa and he put some potatoes in it so he got boobies. When he wun outside to put de cloves on de line cos it waining dem fall out and goes boing boing boing. He always put de cloves on de line when it waining and take dem off when de sun shining."
Dem is such clever talking peoples.
Luv fwom Bernie