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Hi dere to all my dood listeners,
Bernie is sowwy he did not wite emails for two days because his Gwandma was sick.
She leaved her 'puter turned off so Bernie could not sneak in and use it to send emails.
Also Bernie was vewy busy taking care of her. When people are sick they need lots of cuddles and that is Bernie's job.
However, Do you wemember how Bernie found out that when he sits down he does not weigh so much?
He told Heidi that when he stands on Gwand-ma's lap she always says "Sit down Bernie you are too heavy. Your feet are pressing hard"
and when Bernie sits down she says "That's better"
So Bernie knows that when he sits down he does not weigh so much.
Well Gwandma sat down and lay down in bed for two days and guess what?
She lose 2 kilos!!! So that proves it.
The best way to lose weight is to sit down.
So Bernie is always sitting down now.
Love fwom vewy happy Bernie.