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Sunday 3 April 2011

Just us fwee

Hi dere folks,
My Gwandda and Gwandma be away dis weekend so it just be me and my Mummy and Litta Heidi here.
We lookin after de place.
Bernie keeps bein sick and his Mummy always cleanin it up.
Me fink it dat yukkie stwawbewwy make me sick.
Me do not weccommend stwawbewwies at all.
Me dont know why Heidi do not get sick when she eat dem.
But Bernie got a new litta fwend wot lib acwoss de road. He a vewy nice litta boy what come and play wif Bernie.
But Bernie do not tell his name on de wadio cos dat is not good to publish a litta boy's name.
It a important secuwity measure dat you do not let stwangers know a litta child name.
Bernie gib dis dood advice to all de listeners what got litta childwen.
Do not let dem wear clothes what got deir name on it cos uvverwise a stwanger can go up to dem and say deir name and dat litta child fink dat stwanger know dem and maybe dey will go wif dat stwanger cos de litta child fink it is a fwend wot knows deir name.
Dis be vewy important good advice.
Do not let a litta child wear a shirt or sumfing wif deir name on it.
Luv fwom keeping de childwen safe Bernie.


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