Heidi waitin an waitin

Heidi still waitin for her gumnut twee to gwow.
She sittin dere an waitin an waitin.
Me go out to see her and she say "Unca Bernie, how long do it take for a gumnut tree to grow?"
Me say "Me do not know but me ask all de peoples wot wead my blog. Maybe sum one will know."
Heidi say "Oh thankthyou Unca Bernie. You ith a very good Unca Bernie"
Den me say "Why doesn't you come inside litta Heidi? It is too cold to be waitin outside all de time. You needs to come in an have a dood sleep in fwont of dat warm heater. An you needs to have soime din dins"
So Heidi comes inside for a litta bit. When she sittin in fwont of dat heater she say "Do you know what me thaw Unca Bernie? Me thaw George plant a bone in the garden at hith houthe. Maybe he goin to grow a big thumthing. What thort of thing will he grow from that bone?"
Bernie do not know what gwows fwom dat bone but Bernie do not want to see it. Bernie get a bit fwightened.
Me and Heidi hopes sumone can tell us how long it take for her gumnut twee to gwow.
Luv fwom Bernie