Sittin on coats

Yesserday litta Heidi found Gwand-da suit coat on de bed. She get up and have a dood sleep on it.
When Gwand-da come and see her sleepin on it, him twy to wouse at her but him larfin.
Bernie fink "Oooh dat a funny fing for a pussy cat to do. Me can do dat too"
So today when Gwand-da was gettin dwessed to go to a speshul place tonight he got him bestest suit coat out and put it on de bed while he has a shower. So Bernie jump up and have a litta sleep on it.
Gwand-da come and he say "Oh oh just because Heidi did it, Bernie thinks he can do it too"
Hee hee dat wight. Bernie got de idea fwom Heidi.
We all had a big larf.
Love fwom Bernie