Today Bernie need to go to de toilet but de doors all shut. My Mummy tell me, "Do not go outside Mr. Bern because there is a norty man who gets pussy cats and hurts them." He already got Heidi and Tilly so do not let him get you."
So Bernie go into de ensuite and use Tilly's kitty litter. But it is a long time since me used kitty litter and me forgot. Me do not aim my bum dood and me do it outside de tway.
Oh Miaow miaow. How embawwassing. What me do about dat? Well Bernie work vewy hard and me scoop all de kitty litter out of de tway and put it on de floor and me cover it over pwoperly like me supposed to do.
Bernie was a dood pussy cat. Me always fink of sumfing to do to make evewyfing wight in de end.
Luv fwom Bernie