Bernie have to sneak on and use Bernie's Mummy's computa because Grand-Moogi can't know Bernie do this post.
Today is Gwand-Moogi's birfday. Now she as old as Bernie but in human years not in cat years.
Bernie give Gwand-Moogi a pwesent but shush! Bernie give Gwand-Moogi extwa cuddles.
Bernie hopes dat dat litta Tilly comes home for Gwand-Moogi's birfday. Dat beed da best pwesent eva!