Today Gwand-da gone in de shower. Den him start saying Ooooh aaaaah aaaaahhhh.
Bernie wun in de ensuite and see him.
Him saying aaaaah aaaaah.
Bernie say "Miaow miaow" wot means "Get out of dere cos it hurts my Gwand-da"
But Gwand-da just say "Ooooohh dat warm water is very nice on my poor sore bits"
Bernie say "miaowmmmph!" wot means "You's a nutter!"
Den me gone and have one of de sleeps. Now dere be only 119 sleeps left.
Luv fwom Bernie