Waining and waining

Lots of wain come. We has to turn off our waterwing system. Jaffa outside and when she come in she wet.
Silly Jaffa. Bernie is a clever pussy cat. Me do not go outside in de wain.
Me has to tell my Katy a sumfing. Dat monster wot was Gwand-ma has a towel on her head to stop de perspirwation fwom getting in her eyes.
My Mummy was teaching de childwen at de school to do a Easter Pageant. Bernie do not know what dat is. Gwand-ma do lots of sewing and even Aunty Mavis take some sewing home and do it on her machine. Dem dood ladies make lots of costumes for dem childwen.
Me fink a Easter Pageant is when dem childwen wears funny cloves.
Now Bernie has to go and have a dood sleep cos me tiwed.
Luv fwom Bernie