Today Gwand-ma and Gwand-da was peeling lots of vegeboos for de din dins. Bernie sit wight dere and watch dem. Me counting dem vegeboos and make sure dat dem does not wun away. Gwand-da and Gwand-ma always lets Bernie smell de one wot is white wif a bwown paper skin. It has a yukky smell and Bernie do not like it but dem fink it bootiful and dem always says "Do you like dis one Bernie? It is Yummy."
Ugh! Bernie finks it is yukkie but please do not tell Gwand-ma and Gwand-da cos dem will be offended.
My Mummy do not let me smell dat one cos she knows Bernie do not like it.
Den dey puts evewyfing in de oven and Bernie has to wait for it to get cooked.
Bernie is a dood waiting pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie