Load of wubbish

Well me decided dat art exhibitions is a load of wubbish. You has to paint lots of pikchas and put dem somewhere so people can come and have a look at dem.
It much easier to get my Mummy camewa or my Mummy tellemsphone and take pikchas,
So Bernie do not bovver wif a silly art exhibition. Oh Cat! (Wemember pussies says "Oh cat" instead of "Oh boy") Oh cat! and me was doing all dat wunning awound. Now me has to have extwa wests to make up for it.
Today evewybody doing fings. My Mummy and my Gwand-ma doing fings in de house and my Gwand-da doing fings in de shed. Bernie go backwards and forwards and check up on dem. Me has to make sure dem do not stop workin cos dem has to do lots of fings.
Phew all dat walkin backwards and forwards. Den Little Tilly tell me somefing vewy clever. She say "UncaBernieyoudoesnotneedtowalkbackwardsandforwardsYoucanturnawoundandwalkforwardsbofeways"
Tilly talk vewy fast. She do evewyfing vewy fast. She wun fwom one end of de house to de uvver end vewy fast. She skid acwoss de floor. Den she wun outside and wun wound de house like a little black and white fire engine going Wheeeeee!
Oh Cat! She make Bernie tired just to watch her.
Well dat all for now,
Luv fwom walking fwontwards Bernie.

Visit fwom Uncle Matt and a art exhibition

Today Uncle Matt came to bisit.
Him give Bernie a big cuddle. Dat is my favouwite Uncle Matt. Him tell us about Basil what is his little Pussy cat what is Tilly's bwuvver.
Dat Basil is a dood pussy cat not like our Tilly what is a naughty pussy cat.
Later on Bernie hear peoples talking about dem going to a art exhibition.
Bernie fink dat is a vewy dood idea. Bernie is going to do a art exhibition.
First me go and look in de gawage and den me wun in my Mummy bedwoom.
Den me sit and fink abit.
Den me nearly got it all worked out.
Only one more fing to do and den me be weady.
Me just need to find out what is a art exhibition.
Luv fwom Bernie

My Mummy home again

My Mummy come home again. She had a dood fun. Bernie was de first person to see her cos me is de butler and dat is de butler job. When a car come to our place, Bernie wun out and say hello and show dem where de fwont door is.
My Mummy tell me all about what she do at Madeline chooky party. Bernie wish he could go to a chooky party cos me loves chooky.
Next time someone has  a chooky party, please invite Bernie.
My fwend Unca Matt wot is welated to us by cat cos him has a little kitten called Basil wot is Tilly's bwuvver is going to start a speshul zoo. Bernie is going to ask Unca Matt if Bernie can go to his speshul zoo sometimes and be de butler dere. And me might see Basil. Maybe Bernie will bwing Tilly and she can play wif her bwuvver.
Well Bernie goes to bed now cos him is tired.
Luv fwom Bernie

Just Bernie and Tilly

My Mummy is still gone away and today my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da gone away too.
It be just me and dat Tilly all day on ours own.
Tilly annoy Bernie a little bit but den she wun away and play. Bernie has lots of naps cos Bernie getting old enough to be a Gwand-da pussy cat so me has lots of Pussy Nanna naps.
It wain a little bit and we wun underneaf somewhere so we do not get wet.
Tilly wun in de place near us wot has not got a house built dere. Bernie tell her "do not go dere little Tilly cos dere might be a snake dere" but she do not know what dat means.
Me sitting dere watching out for her in case a snake come.
But she OK and den de two Gwands comes home and everyone goes inside so dat is dood.
Luv fwom Bernie

Blogging while my Mummy away

Hello,
My Mummy gone away for fwee days and she say Bernie has to blog while she away.
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Luv fwom Bernie

My Mummy complaining

Hello evewybody,
My Mummy complained dat Bernie did not do a post for a long time.
Bernie was too hot.
It be vewy hot here and Bernie got long fick fur.
Anyway my Gwand-ma turn de air condishuning on so Bernie can do a post in de cool.
Now we had some visitors.
First Miss Beff been visiting. She is a speshul fwend of Bernie's. Bernie loves miss Beff.
She is gwowing up into a lady but Bernie still loves her.
She is my cusin cos her daddy and my Mummy is bwuvvers and sisters.
Den when Miss Beff gone home we had a new visitor called Aunty Patwisha. She is a lady wot lives in Canbewwa and she come to visit us and she go to a Wotawy meeting and tell dem all about sumfing wot have coloured fings. Dat vewy interwesting.
Next day Mr. Bwadley come and take a pikcha to put in de newspaper and Bernie wanted to get in it but me was asleep.
Oh dear. Maybe one day Bernie will get him pikcha in de newspaper.
Hmmmmm me knows a dood way. Me wun away and den my Mummy put Bernie pikcha in de newspaper to see if anyone sees Mr. Bernie.
Dat a dood idea. So now me betta go.
Don't wowwy. Me come home when Bernie pikcha is in de newspaper.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Me can't wite my blog when me is wun away.

Not much to do today

Bernie did not do much today only had some nice chicky chook to eat at lunch.
'Luv fwom Bernie