Scawey Bideo

A fwend send me a scawey bideo about a poor cupcake wot getting eated.
Oh no!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeGimi6BAlc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Luv fwom Bernie

A important list

My Mummy and my Gwand-ma made a important list. It got all our fwends on it and it say how dem likes to have dem tea or coffee.
Dat is so when our important fwends comes to visit, we will know how to make deir tea or coffee wifout asking dem.
Even Bernie is on dat list.
Bernie have him tea wif just milk and no sugar and no tea.
And me has my coffee a bit like dat. For coffee me has milk wif no sugar and no coffee.
So now evewybody knows how Bernie has him tea and coffee.
You can make me a cup of tea or coffee when me comes to visit you.
Sanks you vewy much
Luv fwom Bernie

A bit quiet now

Bernie fink it be too quiet here now dat Bernie is de only pussy cat. Bernie do not have anyone to talk pussy cat to. Maybe Bernie should go over de woad and talk to Uncle Dawwen's pussy cat.
Or maybe me could be fwends wif Mr New's pussy cats. One of dem is like Heidi and one is like Tilly but dem is not Heidi and Tilly, so it just make Bernie sad.
We is still planting plants. We has got lots to plant.
Bernie was just out dere talking to dem plants dis morning when my Gwand-ma come and water dem. Bernie jump out of de way quickly quickly so me do not get wet. Bernie sit up on top of de Barbecue.
My Mummy tell me dat de parf do not say Bernie. it say Bernie's uvver name wot is Sleigh. But evewybody in dis house has got dat name. Dat is cos we is de Sleigh Family.
Luv fwom Bernie

Going outside

My Mummy always wousing at Bernie when me go outside in de night time. She wowwying dat a norty boogie man might get Bernie.
My Mummy do not have to wowwy cos Bernie will scwatch dat boogie man and make him let go of Bernie.
Me do not like staying inside all de time. Me has to go outside for a little bit of fwesh air evewy now and den.
We has been planting lots of fings in our garden. Gwand-da likes de plants wot my Mummy buy in Nawwandewa because dem is little and my Gwand-da do not have to dig a big hole.
Now we has some more parfs. My Mummy tell me it spells out Bernie name. It say "Bernie"
Dat vewy dood.
Luv fwom Bernie

Bernie is a vewy important pussy cat.

Yesserday we had lots of vewy important peoples come to our house for dindins.
My Gwand-ma set de table in de pwoper dining woom wif all de pwetty table cloff and pwetty plates and pwetty knifes and forks.
She put 8 places at dat table.
Den Aunty Mavis comes to dindins
And Farver Phil and Farver Simon and a new Farver wot is called Farver Bernard.
Him got de same name as Bernie
And Bernie had a speshul place to sit at de table next to him.
Bernie notice dat dere is woom for 8 peoples and only 7 humans come to dndins.  So dat is how Bernie knows dat me has to sit up at de table and have dindins wif evewy body.
Bernie was vewy happy. Me sit up on dat chair next to Farver Bernard wif a big pussy cat smile on my face. But nobody takes a pikcha. Next time we has some fwends come to dindins and Gwand-ma sets a place for Bernie, me will tell my Mummy to take a pikcha.
It was a vewy nice dindins. We had some Seher chookie what Bernie likes vewy much.
Luv fwom Bernie de dood dinner partying pussy cat.

A vewy happy sekwet

My Gwand-ma tell me a vewy happy sekwet but it not weally a sekwet so me can tell evewybody wot weads my blog.
My Katy and my Hughie might come and visit me and den Bernie can play wif dem.
Dat be dood fun.
Bernie is vewy happy.
Luv fwom Bernie

I slight embawwassing pwoblem

Today Bernie need to go to de toilet but de doors all shut. My Mummy tell me, "Do not go outside Mr. Bern because there is a norty man who gets pussy cats and hurts them." He already got Heidi and Tilly so do not let him get you."
So Bernie go into de ensuite and use Tilly's kitty litter. But it is a long time since me used kitty litter and me forgot. Me do not aim my bum dood and me do it outside de tway.
Oh Miaow miaow. How embawwassing. What me do about dat? Well Bernie work vewy hard and me scoop all de kitty litter out of de tway and put it on de floor and me cover it over pwoperly like me supposed to do.
Bernie was a dood pussy cat. Me always fink of sumfing to do to make evewyfing wight in de end.
Luv fwom Bernie