Will my Katy and my Hughie visit me?

My Gwand-ma tell me dat my Katy anbd my Hughie might go and visit dem uvver Gwand-muvver and Gwand-farver soon. Bernie wonderwing if dem will come and visit Bernie too. Bernie likes to see him KAty and him Hughie. Dem can see how Bernie dwive dat car. But maybe Bernie will be too shy to show dem. Oh dear! What happen?
Today my Mummy was cooking sumfing and she make de water too hot and suddenly she say "Oooh Bernie Bernie" but when Bernie wun up to her she say "Oh I didn't mean you Bernie. I meant another burnie." Hmmmph who dat uvver Burnie?" Dere is only allowed to be one Bernie in dis house and dat is ME.
Love fwom de weal Bernie.

Nearly finished learning de woad wules

Bernie is nearly finished learning de woad wules. Soon me is going to go and do de test at de RTA place at de council where my Gwand-da goes for council meetings cos him is Councillor Sleigh cos him got elected. And my Uncle Wick is de Mayor.
Bernie has to do de woad wules test on a puter so me is vewy glad dat me can wite on a puter.
Den Bernie will have a L plates and me can dwive awound wif L plates if my Mummy sits next to me in de car. Jaffa has been pwactising to sit on de accelerwater and den jump on the bwake when Bernie tell her too. She is a vewy dood pussy cat. But we has not weally been dwiving yet. Only in de dwiveway cos Bernie do not have L plates yet.
Luv fwom Bernie.

Got de good idea!

My Katy and my Hughie told me de good idea of how Bernie can weach de steewing wheel and de bwakes at de same time. Dem tell me dat Jaffa can help Bernie.
Oh what a good good idea. Bernie is vewy happy wif dat idea. Now me just has to tell Jaffa to come and learn to dwive de car wif Bernie.
Jaffa can do de accelerwator too. Gwand-ma say Bernie do not need to learn gears cos we got a automatic car. Dat good cos me do not know what gears is.
Me only knows about ears and dem is pointy fings on top of Bernie head.
Luv fwom Bernie

AAHaa SUCCESS

A vewy nice man help Gwand-ma fix her 'puter so now me can post to my blog easy again.
Luv fwom Bernie.

Wemembered Lesson Number 1

Ah! me wemembered dat lesson number one and me got into de car. Den de next day nobody stop to let Bernie get in.
How me learn to dwive de motor car if dem do not let Bernie get in?
Me still twying to learn de wules. "Give way to a ambulance" Oh boy if a ambulance come near Bernie when me is dwiving de car, me hide under de seat.
Bernie has a big pwoblem. Bernie is too little to weach de pedals and steer de car at de same time. So how me going to dwive dat car? Who has got a dood idea to help Bernie so me can be de first pussy cat in de world to get a dwivers licence?
Luv fwom Bernie

Oh No, Forgot dat lesson number 1

Bernie forgot lesson number 1 what is Get in de car.
Two times when Gwand-ma stop de car and open de door, Bernie do not get in.
Me wemembered to lick de door but me forgot what to do next.
Now it will take a long long time before me learns to dwive dat car.
Maybe Bernie can learn to wide a motor bike.
Me will ask my Uncle Tim cos him knows about motor bikes.
Luv fwom Bernie

Getting L Plates

My Mummy tell me dat me has to learn all de woad wules so me can get L plates. Bernie was weading de woad wules and dem vewy hard.
"Do not dwive too fast." Ooooh! Bernie too fwightened to dwive fast so dat one is OK.
"Do de indicator when you is turning awound a corner." Hmmm what is a indicator?
"Do not stop in fwont of a dwiveway." Well OK if you says so but what about my dwiveway? Can Bernie stop dere?
You see it vewy hard for a little pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie