My Gwand-ma tell me dat my Katy anbd my Hughie might go and visit dem uvver Gwand-muvver and Gwand-farver soon. Bernie wonderwing if dem will come and visit Bernie too. Bernie likes to see him KAty and him Hughie. Dem can see how Bernie dwive dat car. But maybe Bernie will be too shy to show dem. Oh dear! What happen?
Today my Mummy was cooking sumfing and she make de water too hot and suddenly she say "Oooh Bernie Bernie" but when Bernie wun up to her she say "Oh I didn't mean you Bernie. I meant another burnie." Hmmmph who dat uvver Burnie?" Dere is only allowed to be one Bernie in dis house and dat is ME.
Love fwom de weal Bernie.