Me just had a vewy stwange talk wif my Gwand-ma
She say "If I give you a pat will you bite me today?"
Bernie say "Wot? Of course Bernie do not bite you. Bernie never bite him Gwand-ma"
and Gwand-ma say "But yesserday you bite Gwand-ma. You even wite it on your blog"
And Bernie say "Oh do I? Me do not wemember dat. Now you should not believe evewyfing you wead on dat internet you know"
Gwand-ma say "Well I never heard of such a thing! You are a vewy stwange cat, Mr Bern"
"oh yes" says Mr Bern (dat's wot Gwand-ma call me sumtimes),"Me likes bein a stwange cat. You can get ordinawy cats evewywhere but Bernie is a vewy speshul cat."
"Oh" says Gwand-ma, "I think I needs a cup of tea"
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