Dis evening we all has our din dins at de fwesco on de back patio. Dat vewy nice but Jaffa is not allowed out cos she might wun away.
After we has our dindins, Gwand-ma and Aunty Barbi take Gwand-da down to show dem little flowows what Aunty Barbi find gwowing down dere.
Just when we coming back a norty big woofy dog what is nearly as big as a horse come wunning acwoss de woad and comes to our place.
Bernie wun at it and me put my back up big and me say "Hissss Hisssss Gwowl!"
Dat big woofy dog get a big fwight and wun away and den him keep twying to come back at anuvver place and Bernie keeps wunning dere and telling him to go away and dat big huge woofy dog get a big fwight evewy time and den it wun home.
Gwand-ma and Gwand-da and Aunty Barbi say dat Bernie is vewy bwave cos me fight off a big huge woofy dog what is much bigger dan Bernie.
Me glad Jaffa not dere cos she get a big fwight.
Luv fwom Bernie