Bernie Mummy gone to a holiday.
Jaffa say "Our Mummy is at a very long school day. She did not even come home to go to bed with her pussy cat babies"
Bernie say "No she has gone to a little holiday. She will come home after she has seen evewy fing on dat holiday."
Jaffa say "Why did she leave us at home instead of bringing us to see that holiday too? Jaffa would love to see a holiday. I have never seen a holiday"
Bernie say "Because pussy cats does not like dwiving in dat car. It makes pussy cats sick. Only Bwwww liked to dwive in a car."
"Oooooh" says little Jaffa. "I would not like to be sick."
So Jaffa and Bernie stay home to mind Gwand-ma and Gwand-da and we is vewy dood at doing dat.
Luv fwom Bernie