It is vewy hot here. We is having a heat wave. Bernie is twying to wave dat heat wave dood bye but it do not get de message.
Some of our plants get dem little leaves burned so Gwand-ma make little gween houses for dem.
Sometimes Bernie goes to visit dem Wawatahs in dem little gween house.
Dem Wawatahs says "Hello Mr. Bernie. How come you wears a hot fur coat when we is having a heat wave?" So Bernie twy to take my fur coat off but dat hurts. It is stuck on. Oh Bovver!
Maybe my Mummy will cut it off a bit and cut little Jaffa's fur coat off a bit too.
Dat big woofy dog was not a wacing woofy dog. It is one like Inspector Wex.
Bernie do not let anyone cat nap me. Me just bite dem if dem twy.
Luv fwom Bernie