Monday, 20 January 2014

Vewy hot

It is vewy hot here. We is having a heat wave. Bernie is twying to wave dat heat wave dood bye but it do not get de message.
Some of our plants get dem little leaves burned so Gwand-ma make little gween houses for dem.
Sometimes Bernie goes to visit dem Wawatahs in dem little gween house.
Dem Wawatahs says "Hello Mr. Bernie. How come you wears a hot fur coat when we is having a heat wave?"  So Bernie twy to take my fur coat off but dat hurts. It is stuck on. Oh Bovver!
Maybe my Mummy will cut it off a bit and cut little Jaffa's fur coat off a bit too.
Dat big woofy dog was not a wacing woofy dog. It is one like Inspector Wex.
Bernie do not let anyone cat nap me. Me just bite dem if dem twy.
Luv fwom Bernie


  1. I like your fur coat. But I will try to give you both a bath. That might cool you both down. Would you like that?

  2. Hughie says:

    It's not very hot here!