Dere is two fings what Bernie supposed to tell evewybodies.
First'o'ball Bernie Mummy take me to de vet. Bernie is not sick but my Mummy wowwy about my pink nose and she fink it might be getting lumpy but de vet say dat is just usual bumps.
Second 'o' ball my Mummy cleaning out her cupbpoard and she get ouit all her shoes and she have hundweds of shoes and Bernie is vewy happy. Me sitting in de middle of all dem shoes. Dat is a luverly place for a shoe luving pussy cat to sit.
Luv fwom happy as happy Bernie