Dat where dem gone!

Jaffa catch lots of little lizards to play wif but dem always disappear. She do not know where dem gone.
Sometimes our Mummy get dem and put dem back outside in de garden but today my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da find lots of dem.
Dem littel lizards wun under de carpet in de family woom. It a bootiful big purple carpet what Bernie likes to have a little snooze on in de mornings.
Dem little lizards wun unnerneaf it and you know what happen next? Someone walk on dat carpet and dem liitle lizards gets squished squashed squushed flat as a flat fing.
My Gwand-ma was sweeping de floor in de family woom and dis time she say to Gwand-da "Can you hold the sides of the carpet up so I can sweep under it a bit please?" She do not yous-you-ally do dat so dis time dey finds lots and lots of squished lizards. Bernie count 8 of dem. My Mummy say dat Jaffa is naughty and she should not bwing dose little lizards inside and she should not play wif dem. She should only play wif ping pong balls cos dem does not wun unnerneaf de carpet. Dat silly. How can ping pong balls wun anywhere? Dem has not got legs and foots or even paws. Mummy silly.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Me still loves my Mummy even if she silly sometimes.