More chook-a-loo to eat

My Gwand-ma is my favouwite person cos she buy more yummy chookie for little Bernie to eat.
Now evewybody just has to wemember to give Bernie some. But me miaow weal loud and wemind dem.
Some mans come and put more lights in our house. Now we can see better. Dem put a light near where Bernie eat him dindins. Dat a vewy important place. Me needs to see my dindins and peoples needs to see where to put Bernie dindins.
So now peoples can see when Bernie needs more dindins.
It waining lots and lots today. When Bernie go outside to be de butler me get wet.
Luv fwom wet Bernie

Me and Gwand-da

JUst me and gwand-da here today.
My Mummy is at school teaching de childwen
Some of dem is my fwends on facebook.
One day me is going to sneak in my Mummy bedwoom and look on her desk and find de answers to de homework and me will put it on my facebook so my fwends can see it. Hee Heee. Dat will twick my Mummy.
Me did not do anyfing today just snooze and sometimes chat to my Gwand-da.
Me is talking to him again.
Me is a dood pussy cat.
Me does not hold a gwudge.
Especially since me had pea and ham soup for lunch.
Bernie loves pea and ham soup.
Luv fwom Bernie

Turned off de computer

Today Gwand-ma go somewhere and turn off her 'puter so how can little Bernie wite him blog?
Me had to wait until she come home and turn it on to see her emails and den when she gone to get a cup of tea, Bernie sneak in and do my blog.
Me did not do vewy much today. Me watch dem birdies and me nearly forgot again and go outside to catch dem but Gwand-ma weminded me not to, so me come back inside.
But Gwand-ma tell me a sekwet.
One day we might get annuvver little kitten for Bernie to take care of because Heidi gone away and we do not know if she is going to come home ad Bernie is lonely when evewybody go somewhere all day. Bernie need someone to keep him company and a cute little kitten what Bernie can be a Daddy for is a dood idea.
But it a sekwet.
Luv fwom Bernie

Cleaning de kitchen floor

Dis morning Bernie went out his cat door and was just pwetending to stalk one of de little birdies what comes and eats its din dins near our back patio when Gwand-ma come and open de blind and look out.
Bernie stop stwaight away cos me was only pwetending. Me do not weally stalk dem little birdies.

Today Gwand-ma was cleaning de kitchen floor. Lucky Bernie notice before it too late. My Gwand-ma always take my dindins away and she get me a clean pussy cat bowl and she wash my place mat.
But she take it away to do dat while she clean de floor. Poor Bernie cannot get any dindins for about a whole quarter of a hour.
Me nearly starve to deaf.
Lucky me notice dat she taking it away and me wun up and eat de bits of my dindins what spilled out of de bowl so me has somefing in my little tummy while me wait for evewy fing to be fixed.
Den me go and sit on de mast and watch while dat blue and white mop go swish swish on de floor and make it clean and shiny.
It is a funny blue and white tongue on a long stick. Me twy to catch it and have a look but me can't catch it.
Oh well!
Luv fwom Bernie

More plantings

Today we plant lots more twees and woses and fings. Now our garden is turning into a dood garden.
Bernie help because me sit and watch carefully so me learn how to do it and so me can make sure dat evewy one put dem twees in de wight place.
Evewy twee has a dwink of water wif bwown fishy smelly stuff in it what Gwand-ma say dem plants likes to dwink. Dem plants is clever plants because dey knows dat fishy fings is dood to eat. Bernie likes to eat fishy fings too.
And guess what! Some weally big birdies called a chook and a wooster came to visit our place.
Dem lives acwoss de woad but dey come and visit us.
Bernie do not twy to catch dem. Bernie is dood.
Me only like to eat chookie what is in a plastic bag.
Luv fwom Bernie

Peoples needs to know sumfing

Bernie is still not talking to Gwand-da. Me just sit dere and have a little snooze.
Dis morning me went outside and watch my little birdie fwend when she came to eat dindins in our garden wot is not a dood garden yet but it will be one day.
That little birdie was not fwightened of Bernie. She just hop awound and show Bernie how she can fly and flutter.
When Gwand-ma open de door, Bernie go inside cos it cold out dere.
Bernie was sitting on Gwand-da shoes and Gwand-da want to put dem on.
Gwand-da say, "I want to put my shoes on now Bernie" so Bernie lean wight over dem and get comfable having a little west on dem.
Dat is important you know.
If Bernie wants to have a west on someone's shoes, den dat is de important fing. Someone shoud not take shoes away fwom Bernie when he is westing on dem.
Also Bernie is now back to being de butler in dis house. When me hears a car come to dis new house, me wun outside fwough de laundwy cat door and me wun awound to de fwont and me buttle dem inside de house.
Luv fwom dood butler shoes westing on Bernie

Not speaking to Gwand-da

Yesserday Gwand-da say Bernie talk too much so today Bernie not speaking to Gwand-da.
Gwand-da come into de kitchen but Bernie is sitting on de couch in de family woom.
Me does not even say hello to Gwand-da.
Gwand-da walk past  de couch and say hello to Bernie so Bernie just say "Ma" which mean "Hello but me not talkin to you"
All morning me not say anyfing else. Me do not even sing wif de bong bong clock.
Now Gwand-da will wonder what is happening.
Love fwom Bernie