Monday, 20 August 2012

Cleaning de kitchen floor

Dis morning Bernie went out his cat door and was just pwetending to stalk one of de little birdies what comes and eats its din dins near our back patio when Gwand-ma come and open de blind and look out.
Bernie stop stwaight away cos me was only pwetending. Me do not weally stalk dem little birdies.

Today Gwand-ma was cleaning de kitchen floor. Lucky Bernie notice before it too late. My Gwand-ma always take my dindins away and she get me a clean pussy cat bowl and she wash my place mat.
But she take it away to do dat while she clean de floor. Poor Bernie cannot get any dindins for about a whole quarter of a hour.
Me nearly starve to deaf.
Lucky me notice dat she taking it away and me wun up and eat de bits of my dindins what spilled out of de bowl so me has somefing in my little tummy while me wait for evewy fing to be fixed.
Den me go and sit on de mast and watch while dat blue and white mop go swish swish on de floor and make it clean and shiny.
It is a funny blue and white tongue on a long stick. Me twy to catch it and have a look but me can't catch it.
Oh well!
Luv fwom Bernie


3 comments:

  1. Oh dear! Having to go a whole fifteen minutes without something to eat. However did you survive Little guy?

    And where did you sit when you were watching? Where is the mast? I didn't know we had a boat in our kitchen.

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  2. Me sowwy. Me make a typing mistake. It should be mat.

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  3. Hughie says:

    Those brush bits are called... ummm... scrapers or something. They're a type of fluff!

    Katy says:

    They're a type of fluff? That makes no sense, Hughie!

    Hughie says:

    Vacuums have them, and they go away and come back again, and they're called scrapers.

    Katy says:

    No, they're called Brussels. B-R-U-S-L-E. Brusles!

    Hughie says:

    I'm not talking to you!

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