Dis morning Bernie had to get de sheet off again because evewybody was asleep and dem would not wake up. So dood Bernie went and got it off. But Bernie can bwing it inside. It too heavy and it wont fit fwough de cat door.
Oh dear. Me just leave it dere.
Luv fwom sheet dwagging Bernie
Thursday, 6 September 2012
Wednesday, 5 September 2012
Well Bernie do it den
Dis morning my fwend de bong bong clock did de wight number of bongs so Bernie go and miaow at my Mummy. She sleeping. Den Bernie go and miaow at Gwand-da and Gwand-ma. Dey sleeping.
What me do den?
Oh bovver, me gone out my cat door and get dat sheet off de martos and cattsicums.
Me can get it off but me can't put it on again so dem peoples better wake up before de bong bong clock do dat many bong bongs again.
Wemember, when dat clock go bong bong bong bong bong bong - dat when we put de sheet on.
(and take it off)
Luv fwom Bernie
What me do den?
Oh bovver, me gone out my cat door and get dat sheet off de martos and cattsicums.
Me can get it off but me can't put it on again so dem peoples better wake up before de bong bong clock do dat many bong bongs again.
Wemember, when dat clock go bong bong bong bong bong bong - dat when we put de sheet on.
(and take it off)
Luv fwom Bernie
Tuesday, 4 September 2012
Now me getting mixed up
Today me be dood again.
Me woke my Gwand-ma up and tell her to go and take de sheet off de little plants.
Den at de wight time me tell my Mummy to put it back again. Bernie was outside de fwont door when me heard dat bong bong clock doing de wight number of bong bongs. Me Miaow at de fwont door vewy loudly and my Gwand-ma let me in and den me wun to my Mummy bedwoom and get her. My Mummy was sick today so she come home fwom school. Bernie was looking after her all day.
My Mummy went and put de sheet back on de plants but now de bong bong clock go bong bong again and Bernie lose count.
Is it time to put dat sheet on or off?
Oh No! Dat is a too hard job for a little pussy cat like Bernie.
What me do?
Oh miaow miaow. Me wants to be a helping pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie
Me woke my Gwand-ma up and tell her to go and take de sheet off de little plants.
Den at de wight time me tell my Mummy to put it back again. Bernie was outside de fwont door when me heard dat bong bong clock doing de wight number of bong bongs. Me Miaow at de fwont door vewy loudly and my Gwand-ma let me in and den me wun to my Mummy bedwoom and get her. My Mummy was sick today so she come home fwom school. Bernie was looking after her all day.
My Mummy went and put de sheet back on de plants but now de bong bong clock go bong bong again and Bernie lose count.
Is it time to put dat sheet on or off?
Oh No! Dat is a too hard job for a little pussy cat like Bernie.
What me do?
Oh miaow miaow. Me wants to be a helping pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie
Monday, 3 September 2012
Me did my job
Bernie is a dood pussy cat.
First de bong bong clock goes to sleep in de night and it do not go bong bong. But it wakes up and does de bong bong when it goes "bong bong bong bong bong bong"
Dat just de wight number of bongs so Bernie wun and say "Miaow miaow" to my Mummy, My Mummy get up but it time to take de sheet off de plants not put it on so she take it off and goes back to bed.
Den in de night me hear dat bong bong clock do de wight number of bongs again so Bernie wun to his Mummy and say "Miaow Miaow" again and dat wemind her to go and put de sheet back on de little plants .
Bernie is a vewy dood weminding pussy cat.
Love fwom clever bong bong counting Bernie.
First de bong bong clock goes to sleep in de night and it do not go bong bong. But it wakes up and does de bong bong when it goes "bong bong bong bong bong bong"
Dat just de wight number of bongs so Bernie wun and say "Miaow miaow" to my Mummy, My Mummy get up but it time to take de sheet off de plants not put it on so she take it off and goes back to bed.
Den in de night me hear dat bong bong clock do de wight number of bongs again so Bernie wun to his Mummy and say "Miaow Miaow" again and dat wemind her to go and put de sheet back on de little plants .
Bernie is a vewy dood weminding pussy cat.
Love fwom clever bong bong counting Bernie.
Sunday, 2 September 2012
Bernie got a important job
Today my Mummy planted some little plants in black pots.
Dem is called cattsicums and martos.
Dem is is in black pots and dem is sitting unner de window.
Dem do not like dat fwost what is white stuff what is cold and gets on de gwound in de morning. Bernie do not go outside when dat cold white stuff is dere. Me stay on my Mummy nice warm bed.
But Gwand-ma tell Bernie evewy night when de bong bong clock go bong bong bong bong bong bong , Bernie has to wemind my Mummy and my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da to put a dwess on dem plants so dem does not get dat cold white stuff called fwost on dem.
Oh Miaow miaow. Me hope me can wemember dat.
Luv fwom Bernie
Dem is called cattsicums and martos.
Dem is is in black pots and dem is sitting unner de window.
Dem do not like dat fwost what is white stuff what is cold and gets on de gwound in de morning. Bernie do not go outside when dat cold white stuff is dere. Me stay on my Mummy nice warm bed.
But Gwand-ma tell Bernie evewy night when de bong bong clock go bong bong bong bong bong bong , Bernie has to wemind my Mummy and my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da to put a dwess on dem plants so dem does not get dat cold white stuff called fwost on dem.
Oh Miaow miaow. Me hope me can wemember dat.
Luv fwom Bernie
me getting a ensuite
Sometimes peoples leaves de door shut and Bernie cannot go to him kitty litter in de night.
Dat vewy embawwassing. Me twy to cwoss my back legs but dat vewy hard. Me can't walk like dat. One night Bernie find a dood bit of plastic so dat do not make a mess on de carpet.
Last night me find a empty icecweam fing and me use dat for a little wee.
My Mummy say Bernie is vewy dood so she and my Gwand-ma is going to make Bernie a special ensuite. Me do not know what it look like cos dem did not make it yet but when it is made me will ask my Mummy to take a pikcha of it so Bernie can put it on him blog.
Luv fwom Bernie
Dat vewy embawwassing. Me twy to cwoss my back legs but dat vewy hard. Me can't walk like dat. One night Bernie find a dood bit of plastic so dat do not make a mess on de carpet.
Last night me find a empty icecweam fing and me use dat for a little wee.
My Mummy say Bernie is vewy dood so she and my Gwand-ma is going to make Bernie a special ensuite. Me do not know what it look like cos dem did not make it yet but when it is made me will ask my Mummy to take a pikcha of it so Bernie can put it on him blog.
Luv fwom Bernie
Saturday, 1 September 2012
Evewybody gone again
Today evewybody gone somewhere but at lunch time dem come home and my Gwand-da stay home. Den my Mummy and my Gwand-ma go back and den dey come home and den dey go to church and dey bwing my Aunty Mavis home and we all has chinese.
Bernie has him own little chinese dindins bowl but Gwand-da put some dindins on annuvver plate.
Me hopes peoples does not fink Bernie is gweedy cos him have two plates.
We watching de TV and a clever person fwom here wun in a wace and come forf.
Dat vewy dood.
Luv fwom Bernie
Bernie has him own little chinese dindins bowl but Gwand-da put some dindins on annuvver plate.
Me hopes peoples does not fink Bernie is gweedy cos him have two plates.
We watching de TV and a clever person fwom here wun in a wace and come forf.
Dat vewy dood.
Luv fwom Bernie
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