Wednesday, 5 September 2012

Well Bernie do it den

Dis morning my fwend de bong bong clock did de wight number of bongs so Bernie go and miaow at my Mummy. She sleeping. Den Bernie go and miaow at Gwand-da and Gwand-ma. Dey sleeping.
What me do den?
Oh bovver, me gone out my cat door and get dat sheet off de martos and cattsicums.
Me can get it off but me can't put it on again so dem peoples better wake up before de bong bong clock do dat many bong bongs again.
Wemember, when dat clock go bong bong bong bong bong bong - dat when we put de sheet on.
(and take it off)
Luv fwom Bernie


  1. You're such a good boy Mr Bern! Thank you for your help.
    I will let you have some of the tomatoes and capsicums when they are all grown.

  2. YUK Bernie do like dem. Hmmm Maybe Bernie do not bovver about counting bong bongs anymore.

  3. Oh no! Please still help me.
    Ok, I won't give you any tomotoes then, but I thought you might like the CATsicums!

  4. Oh but me don't eat dem. Only lick dem.

    1. Oh ok.
      Well just lick the ones for Grand Da then, not the ones for Mummy, OK?