Here is how to sleep to keep cool

Bernie always knows a dood way to keep cool.
When you is outside you should sleep in de middle of all de flowers. Dat is a cool place.
When you is lying down you should put your feet up so de air can go wound dem. My Gwand-ma take a pikcha of Bernie showing evewybody how to sleep when it is hot.
Luv fwom Bernie

Doing fings

When it vewy hot in de day time, Bernie do not do much fings in de day time. Me wait until de night and it get cooler.
Last night me went on a vewy intewesting adventure and me catch a little birdie. Bernie bwing it in de house and say a vewy loud MIAOW  and Gwand-ma hear me and get up out of bed and come to see what Bernie is miaowing about so loud.
Den me show her my birdie.
Gwand-ma say dat Bernie should not catch birdies. Den she say "How did you get outside and back in again?" and Bernie just look acwoss at de cat door so she knows how. Den Bernie decide to eat his birdie so Gwand-ma go back to bed. She do not want to see Bernie eating a birdie.
She is a sookie Gwand-ma. She eats lots of birdies wot she calls chooks.
Luv fwom Bernie

A vewy hot day

Today be vewy hot. Little Tilly wun outside when Gwand-ma and Gwand-da gone to Mass. When dey come home dey looking evewywhere for her but she sitting in a cool spot wight in de middle of de flowers.
Bernie teach her dat.
Later we bofe sitting dere in de middle of de flowers. Little Tilly's face just peek above a Pansy.
Also you knows what? Tilly dwink weal tea. She dwink tea fwom Gwand-ma mug and she had quite a big dwink. She likes tea wif milk and no sugar.
We keeping de air condishuning going all de time in our house cos it too hot.
Luv fwom Bernie

Me Miss My Mummy,

Yesserday my Mummy gone away but poor little Bernie did not know she was gone away for a long time.
Last night me was looking evewywhere for her. My Mummy was not in her bedwoom so Bernie gone outside looking for her.
De uvver cat wot live acwoss de woad and wot belong to Uncle Dawwen hiss at me and we have a cat fight but soon Bernie tell him dat Bernie is just lookin for my Mummy cos she gone away. Den dat cat say "Oh dat very sad" and him do not hiss at Bernie any more and den Bernie come home and my Gwad-ma give me a cuddle and a dwink of dwinking chocolate wifout de dwinking chocolate powder or de sugar.
Den me sleep in my Mummy bedwoom cos dat is Bernie bedwoom too.
Today  my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da gone somewhere and den dem come home and den Aunty Mavis comes home and Dawwen comes to visit and den dey all twying to put somefing in my Mummy courtyard. WOT IS DAT?
Bernie get cuddles fwom  evewybody but dem cuddles is not as good as cuddles fwom my Mummy.
Luv fwom Bernie

My Mummy gone away

My Mummy gone away for a little holiday but Bernie is just going to fink she is at school or down at Living and Giving and den Bernie will not miss her.
Dat a dood plan. But me has to wite my blog evewy day so she can wead it and see what little Bernie is doing.
Today me spend most of de time lying down somewhere cool. One time Bernie wanted to go out to de back patio so me go to de door and say "Miaow" wot means "Gwand-ma would you mind letting me out please?" and Gwand-ma said "OK Bernie, here you go" and she open dat door.
Wight den Tilly wace between Bernie legs and get out dere first. Bernie do not mind. But den as soon as Gwand-ma shut dat door and go to annuvver woom, Tilly go back in fwough de cat door.
She silly Tilly.
Luv fwom Bernie

A little bit naughty

Today we had lots of wubbish to fwow away and we cannot fit it all in our garbage bin. So you know what we do?
We sneak over to Aunty Mavis place and we pinch her bin and we fill it up wif wubbish and den we put it out de fwont of her place for de garbage man to come and get it. Dat garbage man will say "How come Aunty Mavis got all dat wubbish when she not dere cos she visiting her gwandchildwen?"
Hee heee We waterwing Aunty Mavis fwont lawn too so she do not mind if we bowwow her garbage bin.
It vewy hot here and Bernie just likes to find a nice cool place and have a sleep. Sometimes me sleeps wif my legs stuck up in  de air cos dem likes to get air wound dem.
Luv fwom Bernie

Barfs

My Mummy say today is a speshul day called Noo Years Day so Tilly and me had a barf.
Now we is nice and clean. Dat de first time dat Tilly ever had a barf at our place but de vet gave her a barf when she first went to de vet but maybe she do not wemember dat cos she was just a little tiny  tiny baby kitten den.
De vet lady tell us dat a man bwing Tilly and her 4 bwuvvers in to de vet and dem all muddy and cwying and hungwy. He say somebody put dem kittens in him yard but dem not his kittens.
De vet lady wash dem all and give dem din dins and den dey stop cwying and dey play togevver and be happy.
Den we come along a buy Tilly and my Uncle Matt buy Basil and we do not know if anyone buy any more of dem cute kittens.
Tilly is glad we buy her cos my Gwand-da love her and spoil her. When she wants to play in de dwawer of his desk, first he take fings out of it so she can play dere. If she wants to sit in Gwand-da chair den he sit in anuvver chair.
She such a spoiled little kitten.
Luv fwom Bernie