Today we had lots of wubbish to fwow away and we cannot fit it all in our garbage bin. So you know what we do?
We sneak over to Aunty Mavis place and we pinch her bin and we fill it up wif wubbish and den we put it out de fwont of her place for de garbage man to come and get it. Dat garbage man will say "How come Aunty Mavis got all dat wubbish when she not dere cos she visiting her gwandchildwen?"
Hee heee We waterwing Aunty Mavis fwont lawn too so she do not mind if we bowwow her garbage bin.
It vewy hot here and Bernie just likes to find a nice cool place and have a sleep. Sometimes me sleeps wif my legs stuck up in de air cos dem likes to get air wound dem.
Luv fwom Bernie