Oh no Bernie going blind!

Poor little Bernie had a vewy big fwight today. Me found a interwesting paper bag what had a vewy yummy smell so me look inside and dere be some nice chookie in it. Bernie had a little taste of dat chookie and den it happened! A dweadful fing. Oh no Oh no! Suddenly Bernie cannot see vewy well. Oh what will Bernie do? Of course Bernie is a vewy sensible pussy cat so me walk vewy slowly home to my Gwand-ma. Jaffa find me and she walk wif me to make sure me knows de way. Slowly we walking all de way and den we goes fwough de cat door in de laundwy and into de family woom.
Den Gwand-ma see poor little going blind Bernie and she feeling vewy sowwy for Bernie. She feeling so sowwy dat she sound stwange. Maybe she cwying - or - maybe she laughing cos Bernie can't hear vewy well either. Maybe me going deaf too. Sometimes cwying sounds like laughing. Gwand-ma say "Bernie how did you get that bag on your head?"
Den me had a amazing miwacle. My Gwand-ma fix me. She so clever. Suddenly Bernie can see and hear again like me used to. And dat interwesting bag is wight dere on de gwound. Bernie must have cawwied it in cos dere is still a little bit of chookie left in it. It fall out and Bernie eat it up. Yum.
My Gwand-ma has a vewy dood saying. She say "Whenever I need a miracle, I look into my daughter's eyes and know I already have one" so now Bernie has a dood saying. It is "When Bernie needs a miwacle, me goes to my Gwand-ma"
Luv fwom Bernie

Jaffa helps wif de dindins

Yesserday when Jaffa was playing wif her mousie it got dead so she fink it would be a dood dindins. She do not want to eat it stwaight away so she put it in de pantwy just where de pussy cat dindins is. What a tidy dood pussy cat she is! Den when my Mummy look in de pantwy she see it and she take it and fwow it away!!! What a silly Mummy. Don't she know dat mousies is vewy dood pussy cat dindins? After all dat silly supermarket go and stop selling dood pussy cat dindins, Jaffa do a vewy dood fing and help us out. Now my Mummy show ingwatitude and fwow it away.
Bernie wowwied dat Jaffa will get vewy offended and she stop catching mousies.
Luv fwom Bernie

Jaffa catches lots of mousies

Jaffa is de best mouse catching pussy cat in Temorwa. We does not have mousies in our housie but she go outside and find dem and bwing dem inside. De first one end up dead and Gwand-ma fwow it in de bin.
Den she get annuvver one what wun and hide in de cwaft woom. Den she get anuvver one what is bigger and she bwing it in de cwaft woom. It must fink dat de cwaft woom is a dood place to hide cos now it gone and we can't find it. So dat means two mousies in de cwaft woom.
Gwand-da say dat better not be a boy mousie and a girl mousie cos we do not want little baby mousies. Jaffa tell me dat why she put two in dere. She hoping she has lots of mousies to play wif all day evewy day. Oh No Jaffa, our Mummy will not like mousies doing poops in de cwaft woom. We need to find dem mousies and get dem out.
Luv fwom Bernie.

Bernie going to do a petition on change dot org

Dat silly supermarket stop selling Bernie favourwite pussy cat dindins. Lots of de uvver ones makes Bernie puke so me cannot eat dem even if Bernie like dem.
My Gwand-ma find annuvver pussy cat dindins what is OK and do not make Bernie puke. NOW DEM STOP SELLING DAT TOO!
Dis sound like a wotten conspiwacy to starve poor dear old Bernie what is de pussy cat what evewybody loves and what is de only blog witing pussy cat in de world.
My Gwand-ma go to annuvver supermarket and she buy some of dat second dindins so dem has it. We has to go to dat supermarket and get Bernie dindins now. And she goes to dat supermarket because dem has annuvver fing what Gwand-ma want and de first supermarket does not have it.
Bernie finks de first one is not a super market at all. It be a bloopermarket.
Love fwom Bernie

More complications

My Gwand-da has a cold and him coughing lots and lots. De doctor in Sydney say dat she cannot do a operwation on Gwand-da when him got a cold so him has to wait anuvver fourteen days what is 56 sleeps. So tomowwow my Gwand-ma will have to tell our new Aunty Shauna about dat. So Bernie will just tell evewybody what is happening along de way.
Luv fwom Bernie

Found out some fings

My Gwand-ma tell Bernie dat we will stay wif a lady what is called our Aunty Shauna. She is a vewy clever lady cos she is a pwoper vet nurse and she loves and loves and loves pussy cats so she will look after us dood. We can give her cuddles and play wif her and Gwand-ma will tell her all de words what Bernie and Jaffa know and how we say fings like how Bernie say "Ngung" when me want some dindins. Achterly me say dat a lot cos me always want dindins.
Me wonder if Bernie will have to be de butler at her place. Gwand-ma did not tell me if Aunty Shauna has a puter. Maybe she did not ask her yet.
Luv fwom Bernie

Going somewhere

OH No,
Bernie just wead on Gwand-ma Facebook dat when Gwand-da go to hospital to have a operwation, Bernie and Jaffa goes to stay somewhere else. We has to stay wif a vet nurse but me fink it is not our Aunty Vicky. Bernie do not know who it be.
Oh no! Bernie hope she do not want to pwactise vet fings on Bernie and Jaffa.
Oh no! Bernie is wonderwing if she got a puter so me can do my blog.
So many fings for a poor old Bernie to wowwy about.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Me also wowwy about my Gwand-da.