Jaffa is de best mouse catching pussy cat in Temorwa. We does not have mousies in our housie but she go outside and find dem and bwing dem inside. De first one end up dead and Gwand-ma fwow it in de bin.
Den she get annuvver one what wun and hide in de cwaft woom. Den she get anuvver one what is bigger and she bwing it in de cwaft woom. It must fink dat de cwaft woom is a dood place to hide cos now it gone and we can't find it. So dat means two mousies in de cwaft woom.
Gwand-da say dat better not be a boy mousie and a girl mousie cos we do not want little baby mousies. Jaffa tell me dat why she put two in dere. She hoping she has lots of mousies to play wif all day evewy day. Oh No Jaffa, our Mummy will not like mousies doing poops in de cwaft woom. We need to find dem mousies and get dem out.
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