Yesserday when Jaffa was playing wif her mousie it got dead so she fink it would be a dood dindins. She do not want to eat it stwaight away so she put it in de pantwy just where de pussy cat dindins is. What a tidy dood pussy cat she is! Den when my Mummy look in de pantwy she see it and she take it and fwow it away!!! What a silly Mummy. Don't she know dat mousies is vewy dood pussy cat dindins? After all dat silly supermarket go and stop selling dood pussy cat dindins, Jaffa do a vewy dood fing and help us out. Now my Mummy show ingwatitude and fwow it away.
Bernie wowwied dat Jaffa will get vewy offended and she stop catching mousies.
Luv fwom Bernie