As you all knows, Bernie is a bit sick. Me has a over active thywoid and me has to have two tablets evewy day. Bernie is vewy good and takes his tablets like a vewy good tablet taking pussy cat. Then I have some tweats because I was good.
Now Bernie wants to start up a support gwoup for pussy cats wif dis illness so we can meet each uvver and talk about it and give each uvver maowal support. But dere is a pwoblem. Bernie is de only pussy cat in Temorwa wot has got dis sick fing so how can I get a support gwoup?
Maybe Berni should twy to find out if dere is any puppy dogs wif it or maybe Bernie could find a human support gwoup. Do you fink humans would let Bernie join deir support gwoup?
Luv fwom Bernie
Saturday, 2 April 2016
Thursday, 31 March 2016
Blogging again
Bernie got sick of witing in him blog. Then Uncle Tim keeps saying "Why doesn't Bernie wite in his blog any more?' and then Katy and Hughie came to visit and they said "Bernie why don't you wite in your blog any more?"
Bernie said "Miaow" wot means "Hmmph! I don't want to wite in my blog" But Gwand-ma said that maybe Bernie should wite in him blog cos all my fwends wants to wead it cos dem loves Bernie.
So Bernie is witing in him blog but only for his fwends wot loves him. If you do not love Bernie then STOP WEADING MY BLOG!
Jaffa caught anuvver birdie. It was a big birdie. It was a pigeon type of birdie. My Mummy took it to de vet. Jaffa has been looking for it. Now next time she has to go to the vet she will think that she is going to get that birdie.
We are going to have a sundial in our yard. That is a old fashioned clock. My Gwand-ma left it outside and she was checking what time it said and my Mummy say "Oh I thought you left it outside to charge". Silly Mummy. Even Bernie knows that it do not have batterwies. It is a solar powered clock.
Love fwom Bernie
Bernie said "Miaow" wot means "Hmmph! I don't want to wite in my blog" But Gwand-ma said that maybe Bernie should wite in him blog cos all my fwends wants to wead it cos dem loves Bernie.
So Bernie is witing in him blog but only for his fwends wot loves him. If you do not love Bernie then STOP WEADING MY BLOG!
Jaffa caught anuvver birdie. It was a big birdie. It was a pigeon type of birdie. My Mummy took it to de vet. Jaffa has been looking for it. Now next time she has to go to the vet she will think that she is going to get that birdie.
We are going to have a sundial in our yard. That is a old fashioned clock. My Gwand-ma left it outside and she was checking what time it said and my Mummy say "Oh I thought you left it outside to charge". Silly Mummy. Even Bernie knows that it do not have batterwies. It is a solar powered clock.
Love fwom Bernie
Saturday, 10 October 2015
Jaffa is a bit mixed up
Yesserday Jaffa caught a birdie and eat it. She left the feathers and yukkie bits on the lounge woom floor.
Gwand-da cleaned it up.
Now today she caught another bird and she left lots of feather evewywhere again.
Bernie said "Jaffa you should not be catching those little birdies. You should let them keep flying awound and singing birdie songs"
Jaffa said "But they are tweety birds and Gwand-ma always gives us tweats when we are good pussy cats"
Bernie had to tell her that it is a diffwent sort of tweat. Tweats what Gwand-ma gives are tweats. That is diffwent to tweetie birds."
Oh how can Bernie explain that to his little sister pussy cat?"
Gwand-da cleaned it up.
Now today she caught another bird and she left lots of feather evewywhere again.
Bernie said "Jaffa you should not be catching those little birdies. You should let them keep flying awound and singing birdie songs"
Jaffa said "But they are tweety birds and Gwand-ma always gives us tweats when we are good pussy cats"
Bernie had to tell her that it is a diffwent sort of tweat. Tweats what Gwand-ma gives are tweats. That is diffwent to tweetie birds."
Oh how can Bernie explain that to his little sister pussy cat?"
Thursday, 1 October 2015
A sore bum
Bernie has a vewy sore bum.
A naughty big pussy cat came to our house and walked on our woof.
Bernie say "Go away you naughty pussy cat. Dis is Bernie and Jaffa house"
But that naughty pussy cat wun after Bernie and say "Me wants this house for my house" and that naughty pussy cat bit Bernie on de bum.
Now Bernie bum got vewy sore. Bernie had to go and see my new Aunty Nicole what is my new vet since Uncle Jim gone away. My new Aunty Nicole look at it and she say Bernie needs a opewation to fix it.
So she give Bernie a needle what make Bernie go to sleep and then when Bernie wake up it is all fixed but me has a tube sticking out my bum and it bleeding and yukky and me not allowed outside.
My Aunty Nicole say that Bernie is a good pussy cat because me has had all my injections and so me do not get a howwible sickness fwom dat naughty cat.
Jaffa say "Boor Bernie. Next time you see that naughty cat you tell Jaffa and she will come and help you to send him away. Then he will see there is two pussy cats here and we bofe chase him away togevver."
Bernie keeps saying to my Mummy "OOh Mummy my bummy is cwummy"
Luv fwom Bernie
A naughty big pussy cat came to our house and walked on our woof.
Bernie say "Go away you naughty pussy cat. Dis is Bernie and Jaffa house"
But that naughty pussy cat wun after Bernie and say "Me wants this house for my house" and that naughty pussy cat bit Bernie on de bum.
Now Bernie bum got vewy sore. Bernie had to go and see my new Aunty Nicole what is my new vet since Uncle Jim gone away. My new Aunty Nicole look at it and she say Bernie needs a opewation to fix it.
So she give Bernie a needle what make Bernie go to sleep and then when Bernie wake up it is all fixed but me has a tube sticking out my bum and it bleeding and yukky and me not allowed outside.
My Aunty Nicole say that Bernie is a good pussy cat because me has had all my injections and so me do not get a howwible sickness fwom dat naughty cat.
Jaffa say "Boor Bernie. Next time you see that naughty cat you tell Jaffa and she will come and help you to send him away. Then he will see there is two pussy cats here and we bofe chase him away togevver."
Bernie keeps saying to my Mummy "OOh Mummy my bummy is cwummy"
Luv fwom Bernie
Sunday, 13 September 2015
A Vewy Important Investigation
We has got a leak in our kitchen cupboard. The floor of tht cupboard under the sink gets vewy wet.
Gwand-ma wanted to find out where that leak is coming fwom so she dwied it wif a towel and then she spwinkled talcum powder all over it.
Bernie and Jaffa vewy kindly offered to help her.
Well we did not weally offer. We just decided to help her.
We bofe helped. We checked up on each uvver.
We wanted it to be a pwoper investigation. Pwoper investigations are done double blind. So that means we bofe shut our eyes tight.
Den we went in de cupboard and had a dood look. It is vewy hard to have a dood look wif your eyes shut but it vewy important to do de investigation as a double blind investigation so we did.
Then we walked out and all awound. Pussy cats can smell fings so we was OK.
Here is our wesult:
Dat talcum powder tastes yuk!
We do not charge Gwand-ma for our expert opinion. We does it for luv.
Luv fwom Bernie.
Here is a picture of our investigation.
Gwand-ma wanted to find out where that leak is coming fwom so she dwied it wif a towel and then she spwinkled talcum powder all over it.
Bernie and Jaffa vewy kindly offered to help her.
Well we did not weally offer. We just decided to help her.
We bofe helped. We checked up on each uvver.
We wanted it to be a pwoper investigation. Pwoper investigations are done double blind. So that means we bofe shut our eyes tight.
Den we went in de cupboard and had a dood look. It is vewy hard to have a dood look wif your eyes shut but it vewy important to do de investigation as a double blind investigation so we did.
Then we walked out and all awound. Pussy cats can smell fings so we was OK.
Here is our wesult:
Dat talcum powder tastes yuk!
We do not charge Gwand-ma for our expert opinion. We does it for luv.
Luv fwom Bernie.
Here is a picture of our investigation.
Thursday, 27 August 2015
A New Pussy
We has got a new pussy. It is a diffwent pussy to Bernie and Jaffa. Bernie and Jaffa are pussy cats. Dat is we are caty type pusses. Dis new pussy is a platy type pussy what is called a platypus. He came to see our pond what got filled up wif water cos it wained and wained and wained. Bernie fink him must have come up from de big big pond down de end of de stweet.
Gwand-ma say him would not be able to find any dindins in our pond. Him likes to eat worms. We got lots of worms in our garden so he can get some fwom dere. And Jaffa and Bernie said dat him can have some of our pussy cat dinner.
My Gwand-ma take a picture. Him got out of our pond and him was just going to get back in.
Here is de picture.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS. My Mummy say him name is Bob but Bernie and Jaffa finks dat is a silly name for a platypus. We calls him Pat cos we do not know if it is a girl platypus or a boy platypus.
Gwand-ma say him would not be able to find any dindins in our pond. Him likes to eat worms. We got lots of worms in our garden so he can get some fwom dere. And Jaffa and Bernie said dat him can have some of our pussy cat dinner.
My Gwand-ma take a picture. Him got out of our pond and him was just going to get back in.
Here is de picture.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS. My Mummy say him name is Bob but Bernie and Jaffa finks dat is a silly name for a platypus. We calls him Pat cos we do not know if it is a girl platypus or a boy platypus.
Thursday, 13 August 2015
That book is finished
My mummy has been witing a vewy important book. It has lots of witing and lots of bootiful pictures.
My fwend Aunty Sam (what has got a pwoper name called Samantha) came over to our place to help her and my Gwand-da helped too.
It taked a long time and Bernie helped too. Bernie was vewy busy sitting on de puter when my Mummy was typing. I was keeping those little numbers and letters warm cos it is a cold Winter here.
That book is going to be on the internet so evewybody can wead it. My Mummy might tell evewybody where to get it on the internet cos Bernie do not know.
Now it is finished and my mummy is glad cos it was lots of hard work and she is sick of it.
Evewybody say she do a vewy vewy good job and Bernie do a good job too.
Luv fwom Bernie
My fwend Aunty Sam (what has got a pwoper name called Samantha) came over to our place to help her and my Gwand-da helped too.
It taked a long time and Bernie helped too. Bernie was vewy busy sitting on de puter when my Mummy was typing. I was keeping those little numbers and letters warm cos it is a cold Winter here.
That book is going to be on the internet so evewybody can wead it. My Mummy might tell evewybody where to get it on the internet cos Bernie do not know.
Now it is finished and my mummy is glad cos it was lots of hard work and she is sick of it.
Evewybody say she do a vewy vewy good job and Bernie do a good job too.
Luv fwom Bernie
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