Waining

Today it do lots of waining and dat is vewy dood because it cool down and do not be too hot.
Tilly do not know vewy much about wain so Bernie had to tell her. She fink Gwand-ma shower got outside.
When Bernie was waiting for peoples to come to our house so me can be de butler, me had to wait on de fwont vewandah or under de bit what stick out near de woof.
Bernie was waiting in fwont of de gawage under dat sticking out bit when Gwand-ma and Mummy come home. Bernie just say "You can walk down de parf and de fwont door is down dere"
Bernie do not want to walk down de parf cause me do not want to get wet.
But my Mummy pick me up and cawwy me down de parf.
Oh well Bernie snuggle up to him Mummy so me do not get too wet.
Luv fwom Bernie

Who wead my blog

Bernie do not fink anyone weading him blog now cos only my Mummy wites a comment.
Dat vewy sad cos if Bernie do not wite him blog, some people wouse at him.
Today little Tilly gone to de vet to get her last injectshun.
She do not like getting a injectshun so she cwy a little bit but she OK now,
We cannot find dat little snake. How long do it take for a baby snake to gwow into a big snake?
Luv fwom Bernie

A wiggly fing

De uvver day my Gwand-da find a stwange fing in our back yard hiding behind some bags. It a wiggley fing. Him fink it be a legless lizard but Gwand-ma tell him to wing Mr. Gillard what is de wanger.
Gwand-ma and Gwand-da twy to catch it and put it in a bag. Dey do not use dem fingers  but dem use Gwand-ma pick em up fing. It too wiggly and dem cannot catch it. Tilly go and twy and help dem. She jump on it but Gwand-ma gwab her away and do not let her catch it.
Gwand-da wanted to catch it to show to Mr Gillard but my Gwand-ma say dat it easy to descwibe it to him  cause it wiggle into de fick gween gwass and dey could not see it any more. so when Mr. Gillard wing back, my Gwand-da tell him it firty centimeters long and got a diffewent looking head and it wiggle and wiggle very fast.
Dat Mr. Gillard what is de wanger say dat a vewy dood descwiption of a baby bwown snake. It poisonous but it only got little teef so it cant bite vewy hard yet. My Gwand-da say "What about de Mummy snake and Mr. Gillard say "No de Mummy snake do not look after it any more it too big. It going on it own now and it looking for somewhere nice and cool and wet". Well maybe it will sleep in de pansies.
My Gwand-da want to find it so it do not stay here and gwow into a big snake what can bite little Tilly and little Bernie.
Luv fwom Bernie

Tilly getting better but still a bit silly

Tilly is not bovverwing Bernie so much now but she still chase my tail and dat is not nice. Today she come up to me when me was sitting dere sort of on my back wif my legs up and she sniff at my bum. ME BEG YOUR PARDON TILLY. DAT IS NOT VEWY POLITE.
She is still a little bit silly.
Early dis morning before it get too hot, Gwand-da go and mow dat fwont gwass. Now Bernie knows dat de lawn mower makes a big noise so when me sees Gwand-da get it, Bernie wun inside so me will not be bovvered about dat big noise.
But Tilly is silly. She wun outside and say "HulloGwand-da.Iwillhelpyoutomowthegrass"   And then when de lawnmower starts it makes a big loud noise and Tilly gets a big fwight and she wun inside to Bernie.
And bite my tail.
Oh well. She gwow up soon.
Luv fwom Bernie

My poor Mummy

My Mummy pick me up to give me a cuddle but dere must be a sumfing on Bernie fur cause it hurt my Mummy finger. It sting her and it keeps stinging for a long long long time and it still do not stop.
Bernie wants to lick it better for her but she do not let me.
Me hope my Mummy finger gets better soon.
Do you fink my Mummy will be too fwightened to give Bernie a cuddle now?
Oh No! Dat will be a dweadful fing.
Luv fwom Bernie

Evewybody tell Bernie what to do.

Evewybody telling Bernie dat me should put in my blog about Tilly getting in Gwand-da dwawer.
Him put her in him Top dwawer and den she get down into de big dwawer wif de files and she wants to go on de TBEG committee wif Gwand-da so she gets in de file. She fink den when Gwand-da go to de meeting she will hitch a little wide and go to de meeting herself and den she wants to be de secwetawy of dat TBEG committee so she finks she can go to de meeting and dem will all say "Oh yes Tilly you can be de secwetawy".
But instead of hiding in dat dwawer and waiting til Gwand-da go to dat meeting and bwing dat file, she too heavy and dat file is old and it wip fwough and she land on de bottom of de shelf. So she bwoke dat file and Gwand-da say she cannot be de secwetawy anyway cos she is a pussy cat. Anyway Gwand-da do not bwing dat file to de meeting. He only put fings in it so dem does not get lost.
Tilly finkls it not fair dat she cannot be de secwetawy.
Bernie say to Tilly "Tilly why does you wants to be de secwetawy of TBEG? and she say "Ican'ttellyoubecauseitisasecret."  She also say "Secretariesarethingswhatkeepssecrets"
So now evewybody knows as much as Bernie knows.
Luv fwom Bernie

Up on de bench

Miaowmmmmph! Dat Tilly boverwing me again.
Gwand-ma give me some din dins and a dwink of water and a little towel to sleep on up on de bench.
She put Bernie dere and me had a little snack and a dwink and den me had a nice nap on dat towel and Tilly jumping up  and jumping up and jumping up but she cannot jump high enough to get on de bench.
Den when Bernie wake up fwom dat nice little nap me had annuvver little snack and anuvver little dwink and den me had anuvver nice little nap. No Tilly bovverwing Bernie
Ah dat nice and peaceful.
Luv fwom Bernie