Up on de bench

Miaowmmmmph! Dat Tilly boverwing me again.
Gwand-ma give me some din dins and a dwink of water and a little towel to sleep on up on de bench.
She put Bernie dere and me had a little snack and a dwink and den me had a nice nap on dat towel and Tilly jumping up  and jumping up and jumping up but she cannot jump high enough to get on de bench.
Den when Bernie wake up fwom dat nice little nap me had annuvver little snack and anuvver little dwink and den me had anuvver nice little nap. No Tilly bovverwing Bernie
Ah dat nice and peaceful.
Luv fwom Bernie