Yesserday Bernie and Jaffa gone to see our dood fwends Uncle Jim and Aunty Vicky what are de vet and de vet nurse.
Dem is vewy kind peoples and dem gives us a needle what makes us stay healfy and happy pussy cats.
Uncle Jim always puts us on de little scales and see how much we weighs.
Guess what!
Jaffa is bigger dan Bernie
Bernie weigh 6 kgs and Jaffa weigh 6.04 kgs. Uncle Jim say she only 40 gwams heavier dan Bernie but she still heavier.
She is going to gwow into a big tiger.
Now will evewybody please stop wousing at Bernie and saying dat me eats her dindins.
Uncle Jim say it hard to feel her tummy cos she got a fat little tummy and he can only feel de fat.
Jaffa say it weally fur. Hmmmm Me finks Uncle Jim is clever and him knows de differwence between fat and fur.
Now Bernie has to go and find some dindins cos me getting skinny.
Luv fwom little Bernie
Thursday, 17 July 2014
Tuesday, 15 July 2014
People coming and going
Gwand-ma and our Mummy went to see Uncle Tim and Aunty Lily again and Gwand-ma take her puter so dat why Bernie do not post in him blog for a long time. Me forgot how to use dat uvver puter.
Now dem home again.
Today our Mummy and our gwand-da gone away somewhere dis morning and den dem comes home.
Some childwen comes and Gwand-ma give dem some money for dem school.
Den Aunty Mavis come and bwing her gwand-daughter what is called Sindawa and dem all has a cup of tea except Sindawa. Dem bowwow de cloves airwer.
Jaffa catch anuvver mousie but it got lost in de cwaft woom. Gwand-ma say she hope it do not poop in de cwaft fings.
Gwand-da is making dindins so Bernie goes to help him. Us boys likes to cook togevver.
Luv fwom Bernie
Now dem home again.
Today our Mummy and our gwand-da gone away somewhere dis morning and den dem comes home.
Some childwen comes and Gwand-ma give dem some money for dem school.
Den Aunty Mavis come and bwing her gwand-daughter what is called Sindawa and dem all has a cup of tea except Sindawa. Dem bowwow de cloves airwer.
Jaffa catch anuvver mousie but it got lost in de cwaft woom. Gwand-ma say she hope it do not poop in de cwaft fings.
Gwand-da is making dindins so Bernie goes to help him. Us boys likes to cook togevver.
Luv fwom Bernie
Monday, 7 July 2014
Mummy home
Our Mummy come home so we is vewy happy pussy cats.
Gwand-ma make fishie for dindins but she do not let Bernie taste it. Dat norty. Bernie has to taste evewyfing in case it do not taste nice. Bernie and Jaffa had a little taste after it be cooked. It OK.
My Mummy fink it taste vewy nice. Jaffa has a little bit but she do not eat lots and lots.
No Bernie has to go and give my Mummy lots of cuddles because she did not get any pussy cat cuddles when she was at Uncle Tim place cos poor old Polly not dere any more and dat vewy sad.
Luv from Bernie
Gwand-ma make fishie for dindins but she do not let Bernie taste it. Dat norty. Bernie has to taste evewyfing in case it do not taste nice. Bernie and Jaffa had a little taste after it be cooked. It OK.
My Mummy fink it taste vewy nice. Jaffa has a little bit but she do not eat lots and lots.
No Bernie has to go and give my Mummy lots of cuddles because she did not get any pussy cat cuddles when she was at Uncle Tim place cos poor old Polly not dere any more and dat vewy sad.
Luv from Bernie
Saturday, 5 July 2014
Jaffa getting picky
Dis morning Gwand-ma get two nice clean little glass bowls out of de cupboard and put some yummy pussy cat milk in dem. Den she put one down where we eats our dindins and say "Here you are Bernie" cos Bernie gets him din dins first cos me is de boss cat.
Den she put de uvver bowl down in anuvver place near de little wine fwidge and she say "Here you are Jaffa" so Jaffa go and dwink dat one.
We bofe likes dat yummy pussy cat milk so we dwink it all up.
Den at lunch time Gwand-ma put Bernie dindins in him side of de double bowl in my pwoper dindins place and she get anuvver little single bowl and put Jaffa dindins in dat uvver place near de wine fwidge. Dat because Jaffa had a diffewent dindins to Bernie.
Now at tea time, Gwand-ma get out our dindins and put dem bofe in de double bowl and put it on our dindins mat in de yous-you-al place. Bernie start eating my dindins out of my side of de bowl but Jaffa look at hers and den she look acwoss at de uvver place in fwont of de wine fwidge and Gwand-ma has to get her dindins out of de double bowl and put it in her little single bowl and give it to her in fwont of de wine fwidge. She only had two fings to eat dere but alweady she fink dat where she always has to have her dindins.
Oh Cat is she getting picky!
Luv fwom Bernie.
Den she put de uvver bowl down in anuvver place near de little wine fwidge and she say "Here you are Jaffa" so Jaffa go and dwink dat one.
We bofe likes dat yummy pussy cat milk so we dwink it all up.
Den at lunch time Gwand-ma put Bernie dindins in him side of de double bowl in my pwoper dindins place and she get anuvver little single bowl and put Jaffa dindins in dat uvver place near de wine fwidge. Dat because Jaffa had a diffewent dindins to Bernie.
Now at tea time, Gwand-ma get out our dindins and put dem bofe in de double bowl and put it on our dindins mat in de yous-you-al place. Bernie start eating my dindins out of my side of de bowl but Jaffa look at hers and den she look acwoss at de uvver place in fwont of de wine fwidge and Gwand-ma has to get her dindins out of de double bowl and put it in her little single bowl and give it to her in fwont of de wine fwidge. She only had two fings to eat dere but alweady she fink dat where she always has to have her dindins.
Oh Cat is she getting picky!
Luv fwom Bernie.
Evewybody gone away
Today Gwand-ma and Gwand-da gone away too so dat means de pussy cats was on dem own.
Oh cat! (Wemember dat pussy cats say 'Oh cat' instead of 'oh boy') Oh cat! Bernie is glad dat Jaffa stay home so we can keep each uvver company and not be all on ours owns.
It was vewy quiet in de house wif evewybody gone except de quiet little pussy cats. Den Uncle Carl come and do some gardenings and we had a little talk den. Him pull out lots of weeds and den after it get dark, Gwand-ma and Gwand-da comes home and we is vewy glad cos dem bwings a chookie for dindins.
Luv fwom Bernie
Oh cat! (Wemember dat pussy cats say 'Oh cat' instead of 'oh boy') Oh cat! Bernie is glad dat Jaffa stay home so we can keep each uvver company and not be all on ours owns.
It was vewy quiet in de house wif evewybody gone except de quiet little pussy cats. Den Uncle Carl come and do some gardenings and we had a little talk den. Him pull out lots of weeds and den after it get dark, Gwand-ma and Gwand-da comes home and we is vewy glad cos dem bwings a chookie for dindins.
Luv fwom Bernie
Thursday, 3 July 2014
Mummy gone away
Our Mummy have gone away somewhere.
Bernie and Jaffa do not wemember where she gone but Gwand-ma tell us she see Uncle Timmy and Aunty Lily. Dat is good because dem take care of our Mummy.
Bernie and Jaffa is bofe being vewy dood while our Mummy is away. We do not be norty. We just eat dindins and go to sleep. Today Jaffa was a tiny bit norty. She catch annuvver little lizard and bwing it inside to play wif. Gwand-ma pick it up and bwing it outside and put it in de garden and tell it to hide quickly so Jaffa cannot find it.
Bernie has lots of cuddles wif Gwand=da. Bernie likes Gwand-da cuddles. Us boys likes to have some dood boy time togevver.
Now me going to sleep.
Luv fwom Bernie
Bernie and Jaffa do not wemember where she gone but Gwand-ma tell us she see Uncle Timmy and Aunty Lily. Dat is good because dem take care of our Mummy.
Bernie and Jaffa is bofe being vewy dood while our Mummy is away. We do not be norty. We just eat dindins and go to sleep. Today Jaffa was a tiny bit norty. She catch annuvver little lizard and bwing it inside to play wif. Gwand-ma pick it up and bwing it outside and put it in de garden and tell it to hide quickly so Jaffa cannot find it.
Bernie has lots of cuddles wif Gwand=da. Bernie likes Gwand-da cuddles. Us boys likes to have some dood boy time togevver.
Now me going to sleep.
Luv fwom Bernie
Wednesday, 2 July 2014
New Dindins
Dat norty shop do not have de dindins what Jaffa and Bernie likes so Gwand-ma has to buy a diffewent dindins. Some of de new ones is yummy so we is happy about dat.
Today Jaffa tell Bernie dat she was looking out Gwand-ma and Gwand-da bedwoom window and she see lots of birdies flying onto de bottlebwush twees and putting bem long pointy nose on dem bottlebwushes. Jaffa say "Bernie Bobsy, Do they smell very nice?"
Jaffa always call Bernie "Bernie Bobsy" Dat is her little pet name for her favouwite Bernie pussy cat. Jaffa loves and loves Bernie to bits. Me do not mind if she call me dat cos it just because she loves me.
Bernie say "Hmmm Bernie do not know if dem smell nice but dem long pointy fings is not dem nose. It is called a beak and it is a little hard pointy mouf what birdies have. Dem birdies needs a long pointy mouf because dem has to pick up seeds to eat so it be like chop sticks stuck on dem face. And sometimes dem dwink juice out of fings and so dat long pointy beak is like a little stwaw."
Jaffa say "Oh Bernie Bobsy you are so clever. How come you know so many things?" And Bernie say "Of course me knows lots of fings. After all it was Bernie what wote dat wiki fing on de puter."
Jaffa say "OOoooh I did not know that" and Bernie say "Dat quite OK. Bernie do not expect Jaffa to know all about Bernie yet cos you only been living here for about one year."
Jaffa give her Bernie Bobsy a little lick and den we goes and has a little snooze.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Only Jaffa is allowed to call Bernie dat Bernie Bobsy name.
Today Jaffa tell Bernie dat she was looking out Gwand-ma and Gwand-da bedwoom window and she see lots of birdies flying onto de bottlebwush twees and putting bem long pointy nose on dem bottlebwushes. Jaffa say "Bernie Bobsy, Do they smell very nice?"
Jaffa always call Bernie "Bernie Bobsy" Dat is her little pet name for her favouwite Bernie pussy cat. Jaffa loves and loves Bernie to bits. Me do not mind if she call me dat cos it just because she loves me.
Bernie say "Hmmm Bernie do not know if dem smell nice but dem long pointy fings is not dem nose. It is called a beak and it is a little hard pointy mouf what birdies have. Dem birdies needs a long pointy mouf because dem has to pick up seeds to eat so it be like chop sticks stuck on dem face. And sometimes dem dwink juice out of fings and so dat long pointy beak is like a little stwaw."
Jaffa say "Oh Bernie Bobsy you are so clever. How come you know so many things?" And Bernie say "Of course me knows lots of fings. After all it was Bernie what wote dat wiki fing on de puter."
Jaffa say "OOoooh I did not know that" and Bernie say "Dat quite OK. Bernie do not expect Jaffa to know all about Bernie yet cos you only been living here for about one year."
Jaffa give her Bernie Bobsy a little lick and den we goes and has a little snooze.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Only Jaffa is allowed to call Bernie dat Bernie Bobsy name.
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