Big storm

Today we had a vewy big storm and a big twee blow down acwoss de woad. Dat is all
Luv fwom bernie

Too hot day

Today is a too hot Day.
Aunty Lily try to weed de garden but Gwand-ma and Gwand-da tell her to stop doin dat cos she will get a sun stwoke.
So she come inside and eat some chewwies.
Me do not want to wite any more blog cos it too hot.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Me can still luv peoples even when it is hot.

Evewyone tired

Today evewybody be tired except my Mummy gone to school.
Dat naughty Tilly scwatch my Gwand-ma vewy bad so when my Mummy come home she clip Tilly claws. She do it gently and do not cut in de bit what hurt but Tilly still do not like getting it done. She bite hard.
But now she is OK and Berni twying to tell her not to scwatch.
Luv fwom bernie

Kwismus cards

Today Gwand-ma and Gwand-da was witing out Kwismus cards for all de fwends. Bernie wanted to wite on  some cards for Bernie fwends too so Bernie find some nice ones and me wite on dem for my best fwends.

It take me a long time to wite on dem cos it hard for pussy cats to hold a pen. My Gwand-ma had to help me but we got it done and my Gwand-ma wite de addwess on de envelope.
My Gwand-da say him will buy some dood Kwismus stamps to put on Bernie cards.
Now me wait and see if anybody send Bernie some kwismus cards.
Heee heeee. Tilly do not even know about Kwismus. What will she fink of de Kwismus Twee.
Oh Oh Bernie knows what she will fink!  Here come kwismus twee balls evewywhere.
Luv fwom Bernie

long plastic sausages

Some mans came yesserday and dig holes in de fwont garden. Den dey put pipes in dem. Den dey cover dem up. Maybe dem pipes is dead and dat why dey buwwied. Today annuver man came and put long bwown plastic sausages all over our garden. He say dem is hoses and dey will water our garden whenever we tell it to. He put de instwuctions in de box and now dat hose knows when to water our garden. Dat vewy clever. Bernie fink dat is vewy dood because now my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da and my Mummy does not have to get de hose and water de garden. And you know why dat is dood? Dat is dood because sometimes when dey is waterwing de garden dey gets mixed up and dey accidentally on purpose waters Bernie.
Now de hoses and pipes what de mans put in our garden yesserday and today is clipped in place and dem cannot jump up and water poor little Bernie.
Me vewy pleased about dat.
Luv fwom bernie

Dwiving me nuts

Dat Tilly is dwiving me nuts.
Bernie is sick of getting his tail bit. Tilly finks it is a funny game to bite Bernie tail but Bernie do not want to play dat game any more.
Please tell Tilly dat Bernie is sick of dat silly Tilly game.
Gwand-ma put some of Bernie dindins up on a high bench what is too high for Tilly to jump up to so Bernie can jump up dere and get away fwom silly Tilly.
Today my Uncle Matt come to visit because he got Tilly's bwuvver pussy cat what is called Basil and Basil is now Uncle Matt's cat. So we is welated to each uvver now by cat.
My Gwand-ma and my Mummy and my Gwand-da is covered wif scwatches fwom dat naughty little pussy cat what do not pull her claws in yet.
Sometimes she be vewy soft and gentle and pat someone very soft wif no claws out but she has to learn to do dat all de time. Oh dear. Me suppose it is Bernie job to teach her dat.
Luv fwom Bernie

A adventure

Today Bernie decided dat me wanted to have a adventure.
But me did not know what sort of a adventure.
Maybe Bernie could twy and find buwied tweasure.
So me went awound looking for places dat Bernie could dig in. Bernie looked all fwough de house and de only place dat Bernie could find dat me could dig in was Tilly's kitty litter.
Well Bernie digged in dat and Oh my Oh yukky my! Me found sumting what was definitely NOT tweasure.
Oh Poopy poo. No dood buwied tweasure dere.
So den me went out fwough de cat door and looked under some of de mulch what de peoples put evewywhere.
No buwied tweasure dere. Just hard gwound and some weeds.
Oh dear. Dis was not turning out to be a dood adventure.
Den Bernie looked in his Mummy vegabul garden. Guess what me found? Me found a dood tweasure for my Mummy.
It called a onion.
My Mummy likes dat so me found a dood buwied tweasure after all.
Luv fwom Bernie