Evewybody back home

Now evewybody is back home and miss Beff is here too. Dat dood fun. Dere be lots of peoples to give cuddles to pussy cats.
Today Gwand-ma and mis Beff gone acwoss de woad to see Aunty Mavis cos she fall down boom de uvver day and we need to see if she is OK.
Bernie and Tilly went too and we went inside Aunty Mavis house and we had a dood look awound and Bernie had a sleep on her coffee table. It is a dood place to sleep at Aunty Mavis's place.
When my Katy and my Hughie comes to bisit, Bernie will take dem to visit Aunty Mavis.
Luv fwom Bernie

Dis is yesserday blog

Hello Evewybody,

Dis is what me want to put on my blog for yesserday but me was busy twying to catch a mouse for a pwesent to give to my Mummy when she come home . Me look evewywhere but me cannot find one.

Dat Tilly has super heawing.

Today Bernie  sneaked into Gwand-da’s study, scwatched him  arm chair five times, meowed for fwee minutes, and den me jumped up on him desk – dat be Bernie’s  gentle ways of getting attention. Tilly sleep  all fwough dis. Gwand-da finally stood up and went into de kitchen and opened de fwidge. Tilly stayed asleep. Den Gwand-da quietly unwwapped de paper awound de few pieces of chicken dat me did not eat alweady and immediately Tilly’s eyes opened, she wushed under Gwand-da’s feet and bit him toe. But Gwand-da is a dood Gwand-da and him still give me de chicken and when Tilly twy to take it, Gwand-da  pick her up and put her on de bench and give her a slice of her own. Bernie can has him dindins in peace, but me has to eat fast because Tilly was gulping hers down and as soon as she finished she dived down to where I was and twied to get mine. Ha, ha, she was too late!

Luv fwom Bernie

Little Tilly get her little paw stuck.

It be a vewy exciting day at Bernie place today because little Tilly got her fwont foot caught in de cat flap. She couldn’t open de flap because her foot be stopping de flap coming in, and she couldn’t go out because her foot wouldn’t let de flap open. Luckily, Gwand-da was nearby and him hear all de noise. Him wescue little Tilly and she be vewy happy.Bernie was going to wescue her myself but me was having my dindins at de time and me do not like to leave de table before me is finished cos dat is bad table manners.

Hmmmm me was just telling you about dindins and dat wemind Bernie dat Gwand-da cooked some more lamb’s fwy and bacon today and him give me some.  Bernie like de bacon, but me wish he could understand dat gentle cats do not eat dat yucky  lamb liver.

Gwand-da tell me dat my Mummy  coming home tomowwow and dat she is bwinging someone special. Bernie fink it be Gwand-ma but Gwand-da say it not. Him must be wwong. Bernie paws need some special care because Gwand-da   ‘puter is not as nice as Gwand-ma ‘puter.

Luv fwom Bernie

Twicking Gwand-da

Gwand-da do not be as clever as him fink. Last night Bernie chase Tilly into de bisitor’s woom and den me gone down to Gwand-da’s woom and me jump onto de bed. Gwand-da fink it be littleTilly and he start to pat Bernie and tickle him. Me fink me make a mistake when me jump on top of Gwand-da tummy  cause dem him guess dat it be Bernie because me is  a little bit bigger dan Tilly. Oh well, my Gwand-da  do not mind too much cause him love Bernie lots and lots and so Bernie stay dere until Tilly come back into de woom.
Luv Fwom Bernie

Yummy corn beef

Hello,
Here is Bernie doin him blog on Gwand-da puter again. Me is vewy clever.

But Gwand-da do not know how clever dis Bernie be. Bernie was sleeping in Gwand-da study in de middle of de day and Gwand-da got up to get hisself some lunch. Him get a tin of corn beef what is Bernie favouwite - out of de fwidge and him peel it. (You has to peel it like a Nananananana). Gwand-da just finish peeling it and it pop vewy quietly – but Bernie got marvellously dood ears and me hear it. Bernie wush into de kitchen just when Gwand-da making a san-ich and him be a vewy nice Gwand-da and him give some to Bernie.  Gwand-da say Bernie has bionic ears. De best part is dat silly Tilly be outside and me do not has to let her have some first before Bernie.

Luv fwom Bernie 

Learning about a noo 'puter.

It be a vewy confusing day for poor Bernie today. First of all me could not find My Mummy or or my Gwand-ma and Gwand-da tell me dat dey  gone to Canbewwa to play games with Uncle Tim. Den he wemind me dat  me has to have a pwactice on Gwand-da 'puter cause me cannot use Gwand-ma puter dis week cos she take it away wif her.

Gwand-da put Bernie up on his desk and tell me to start typing but me is not silly – Bernie look awound carefully and decide me do not want to use Gwand-da 'puter cause me do not twust anyfing what is on de end of a mousie tail. Bernie do not like mousies except to eat dem.. Gwand-da say dat dis be a diffewent sort of mousie  what do not fwighten Bernie. 

Bernie practise vewy dood  and den me get vewy tired so me lay down. Den Tilly come into de study and she also decide to lie down even though she did not do any work at all. Bernie do not want to talk to her so me pwetend to be asleep and den she go to sleep too. Grand-da decide to take a pikcha of  us sleeping togevver but de click on his camewa woke up silly Tilly and she start to bite Bernie tail. Dat was de end of Bernie dood sleep and dis is de end of my message today what me wite on Gwand-da 'puter.

Luv fwom Bernie
PS Here is a pikcha of Gwand-da showing Bernie how to use his 'puter.

Leaving puters off

My Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da go away somewhere and dem take de puters wif dem so Bernie cannot wite him blog. Dat a noosance because me had lots of fings to tell to peoples dat me wanted to put on my blog. Now me forget what dem was.
It still vewy hot here and Bernie always has to find a nice cool place to have a little nap.
When dat anughty Tilly is bovverwing Bernie too much, Bernie jump up on de kitchen bench. Dat what my Gwand-ma tell me I is allowed to do.
Tilly cannot jump dat high so me can get away fwom her.
But she is gwowing vewy fast and soon she can jump up dere. She can jump up and touch de bench but she cannot get hold of it and get on it. Me has a nice west away fwom her when she can't jump up but me suppose soon she will be able to jump up so my nice westing place will not be a nice westing place any more. Oh dear! What me do den?
Luv fwom Bernie