Here is Bernie doin him blog on Gwand-da puter again. Me is vewy clever.
But Gwand-da do not know how clever dis Bernie be. Bernie was sleeping in Gwand-da study in de middle of de day and Gwand-da got up to get hisself some lunch. Him get a tin of corn beef what is Bernie favouwite - out of de fwidge and him peel it. (You has to peel it like a Nananananana). Gwand-da just finish peeling it and it pop vewy quietly – but Bernie got marvellously dood ears and me hear it. Bernie wush into de kitchen just when Gwand-da making a san-ich and him be a vewy nice Gwand-da and him give some to Bernie. Gwand-da say Bernie has bionic ears. De best part is dat silly Tilly be outside and me do not has to let her have some first before Bernie.
Luv fwom Bernie