It be a vewy exciting day at Bernie place today because little Tilly got her fwont foot caught in de cat flap. She couldn’t open de flap because her foot be stopping de flap coming in, and she couldn’t go out because her foot wouldn’t let de flap open. Luckily, Gwand-da was nearby and him hear all de noise. Him wescue little Tilly and she be vewy happy.Bernie was going to wescue her myself but me was having my dindins at de time and me do not like to leave de table before me is finished cos dat is bad table manners.
Hmmmm me was just telling you about dindins and dat wemind Bernie dat Gwand-da cooked some more lamb’s fwy and bacon today and him give me some. Bernie like de bacon, but me wish he could understand dat gentle cats do not eat dat yucky lamb liver.
Gwand-da tell me dat my Mummy coming home tomowwow and dat she is bwinging someone special. Bernie fink it be Gwand-ma but Gwand-da say it not. Him must be wwong. Bernie paws need some special care because Gwand-da ‘puter is not as nice as Gwand-ma ‘puter.
Luv fwom Bernie