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Tuesday 27 September 2011

Catayowling

Last night and de night before dat, when Gwand-ma gone to bed and me and Litta Heidi is twying to get some sleep too, dere be a stwange yowling noise in our backyard.
Litta Heidi sit up and listen carefully. She get a bit fwightened and she say "Unca Bernie what ith that thtrange noithe?"
Bernie say "Dat is some naughty pussy cats yowling out dere."
"Oh" say litta Heidi, "Ith they yowling at de moon?" and Bernie say "Me don't know" and Litta Heidi say "I uthed to yowl at de moon onthe" and Bernie say "No dat was not de moon you was yowling at. Dat was Gwand-ma's apple pie wot you was yowling at" and Heidi say "Oh yeth that ith right. I got mikthed up"
Poor litta Heidi. She wanted to yowl at de moon and she know de moon wound and yellow so when she see a wound yellow fing she fink it de moon.
Anyway, when we just talkin about dat yowling outside, Gwand-ma come out and say "What is that noise out there? I hope it is not one of our pussy cats?" and she vewy glad to see it not us cos we is dood pussy cats sittin in de lounge woom but we is listening to dat yowly noise. Gwand-ma go out de back door and dose yowling cats wunned away.
Dood now we can get some sleep.
Luv fwom Bernie

2 comments:

  1. Oh those naughty kitties. I'm glad you were both good.

    Have you been giving your grand moogi lots of cuddles for me? I miss you all. Lots of love, mummy

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  2. Hughie says:

    That wasn't a cat! It was an owl! And it was yowling at a bird that wanted to steal its nest. The bird wanted the nest to lay its eggs in.

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