A quiet day

Today be vewy quiet.
My Mummy and my Gwand-da gone away and my Gwand-ma goes to dat wadio stashun all day sept for din dins time she comes home and sees us pussy cats.
When she go away again, Bernie get shut inside de house and Heidi get shut outside de house so when Gwand-ma come home Bernie cannot go and butler her inside.
But guess what! Litta Heidi go and butler Gwand-ma inside all on her own and she do it weal dood.
Gwand-ma tell me all about it.
De only mistake she make is she gone to de wong car. We got two cars parked dere and Heidi wun to de one what Gwand-ma was not in.
Bernie needs to explain to Litta Heidi dat de persons come home in de car wot dwives up to de house not in de uvver one wot sittin dere all day.
Dat might be a bit hard for a litta pussy cat to understand, but we twy and explain it.
Den she wun up de parf weal dood and show Gwand-ma how to wun in de house.
Wow she turning into a vewy dood butler pussy.
Luv fwom Bernie