Dem silly birdies

Bernie was waiting for his Gwand-ma to come home. Bernie is de butler and it is de butler job to meet peoples and bwing dem inside.
Bernie waiting patiently.
A birdie was sittin on de letter box and anuvver birdie was sittin on de wailing near de fwont vewandah.
When Gwand-ma car come and stop dey just sit dere and watch.
Den Bernie get up and he walkin out very dignified like he always do.
Bernie say "Miaow" to welcome Gwand-ma and dem silly birdies fly away.
Bernie was not going to catch dem. Bernie was lookin at Gwand-ma and me say hello to Gwand-ma. Can't dem birdies unnerstand plain cat?
Oh well, Dem was not in plastic bags so I do not catch dem. My Mummy tell me only catch birdies in plastic bags wif no feafers.
Luv fwom Bernie