Now my Mummy send me dat vewy funny pikcha wot she took of my Unca Timmy wif a tail.
It is a bootiful tail wot me and my Gwand-ma make for a kwismus pwesent for my Aunty Lily. My Aunty Lily sneak up behind my Unca Tim and pin it on him and den my Mummy quickly quickly take a pikcha.
Unca Timmy do not know how to wave dat tail like bernie and heidi and Polly do.
It is not a weal tail. It is a fing what my Aunty Lily can use to play wif pussy cats.
Here is dat funny pikcha.