Me forgot to tell evewyone.
Yesserday me found out dat de little kitten called Tilly what come to live here do not know how to wash her bum.
So Bernie wash it for her.
Me wash and wash it for a long time until it nice and clean.
She just stand dere and let Uncle Bernie wash it. Me do not want to be her Daddy cos my Mummy do not want to be a Gwand-ma.
So now Tilly has a clean bum.
Today our fwend come to visit.
He is Kyroun and he is 10 years old and he knows all about pussy cats and he is playing wif Tilly. Dem is having dood fun and so dat means Tilly stop twying to catch Bernie tail. Fank goodness.
Luv from Bernie.