When my Gwand-ma go to de supermarket, Bernie go outside and hide somewhere.
When she come home and open up dat gawage door, Bernie wun into de gawage and when Gwand-ma get out of de car, Bernie jump up in it.
Den Gwand-ma get de shopping out of de boot and bwing it inside and Bernie stay in de car.
Den Jaffa come into de gawage and she see Bernie in de car.
She say "Did you go to the supermarket with Grand-ma?"
And Bernie say "Yes, Me buy lots of pussy cat dindins."
And Jaffa say "Oooh you are a clever big brother pussy cat" But den Bernie larf and larf because me do not want to to tell a fib to my little sister so me say "No me just twicking you" and den Jaffa larf too.
Luv fwom Bernie