Today evewybody is wousing at Bernie.
Me did not do anyfing naughty just a little wee on my Mummy carpet but it nice clean wee.
Den just because me twying to talk to Gwand-da all de time and tell him all de news, Gwand-da tell Bernie to stop talking and be quiet or he do somefing what was big howwible words what Bernie do not understand.
Bernie is such a dood dood pussy cat and me is a vewy fwendly pussy cat what chat to evewybody so why do people wouse at poor little Bernie?
Me vewy sad.
Luv fwom sad Bernie
Thursday, 16 August 2012
Wednesday, 15 August 2012
What sort of day?
Evewybody wush out vewy quickly dis morning. Bernie do not know where dey go.
Peoples do not tell Bernie where dey going. Dat a nuisance. If someone wings up on de tellems phone and ask Bernie where someone is, den how can Bernie tellems on de tellems phone if dey do not tellems Bernie?
Oh well Bernie cannot answer de phone anyway so dat lucky.
We has got some cooked chook in our fwidge. Dat vewy dood. Bernie likes it when dey get a cooked chook for dindins because dey do not finish it all and dey put it in de fwidge. Den Bernie wait in de kitchen and when my Gwand-da comes into de kitchen Bernie stands near de fwidge and say a vewy sweet Miaow what means "May I have some of dat yummy chicken please?" And Gwand-da say "Oh you are a very good pussy for asking so politely" and he gives Bernie some.
Den a few minutes later when my Mummy comes into de Kitchen, Bernie stand near de fwidge and say a vewy sweet Miaow what means "May I have some of dat yummy chicken please?" and so my Mummy say "Oh you are a very good pussy for asking so politely" and she gives Bernie some.
Den a few minutes later when my Gwand-ma comes into de Kitchen, Bernie stand near de fwidge and say a vewy sweet Miaow what means "May I have some of dat yummy chicken please?" and so my Gwand-ma say "Oh you are a very good pussy for asking so politely" and she gives Bernie some.
Den a little while later when my Gwand-da comes into de kitchen Bernie stands near de fwidge and say a vewy sweet Miaow what means "May I have some of dat yummy chicken please?" And Gwand-da say "Oh you are a very good pussy for asking so politely" and he gives Bernie some.
Den a few minutes later when my Mummy comes into de Kitchen, Bernie stand near de fwidge and say a vewy sweet Miaow what means "May I have some of dat yummy chicken please?" and so my Mummy say "Oh you are a very good pussy for asking so politely" and she gives Bernie some.
Den a few minutes later when my Gwand-ma comes into de Kitchen, Bernie stand near de fwidge and say a vewy sweet Miaow what means "May I have some of dat yummy chicken please?" and so my Gwand-ma say "Oh you are a very good pussy for asking so politely" and she gives Bernie some.
Den a few minutes later someone comes into de kitchen and say "I think I will have a chicken sandwich for lunch" and dey get de chicken out and dey say "Oh who ate all the chicken?" and bernie say a vewy indignant Miaow what means "Fancy dat. A wobber came and eat all our chicken"
Luv fwom Bernie
Peoples do not tell Bernie where dey going. Dat a nuisance. If someone wings up on de tellems phone and ask Bernie where someone is, den how can Bernie tellems on de tellems phone if dey do not tellems Bernie?
Oh well Bernie cannot answer de phone anyway so dat lucky.
We has got some cooked chook in our fwidge. Dat vewy dood. Bernie likes it when dey get a cooked chook for dindins because dey do not finish it all and dey put it in de fwidge. Den Bernie wait in de kitchen and when my Gwand-da comes into de kitchen Bernie stands near de fwidge and say a vewy sweet Miaow what means "May I have some of dat yummy chicken please?" And Gwand-da say "Oh you are a very good pussy for asking so politely" and he gives Bernie some.
Den a few minutes later when my Mummy comes into de Kitchen, Bernie stand near de fwidge and say a vewy sweet Miaow what means "May I have some of dat yummy chicken please?" and so my Mummy say "Oh you are a very good pussy for asking so politely" and she gives Bernie some.
Den a few minutes later when my Gwand-ma comes into de Kitchen, Bernie stand near de fwidge and say a vewy sweet Miaow what means "May I have some of dat yummy chicken please?" and so my Gwand-ma say "Oh you are a very good pussy for asking so politely" and she gives Bernie some.
Den a little while later when my Gwand-da comes into de kitchen Bernie stands near de fwidge and say a vewy sweet Miaow what means "May I have some of dat yummy chicken please?" And Gwand-da say "Oh you are a very good pussy for asking so politely" and he gives Bernie some.
Den a few minutes later when my Mummy comes into de Kitchen, Bernie stand near de fwidge and say a vewy sweet Miaow what means "May I have some of dat yummy chicken please?" and so my Mummy say "Oh you are a very good pussy for asking so politely" and she gives Bernie some.
Den a few minutes later when my Gwand-ma comes into de Kitchen, Bernie stand near de fwidge and say a vewy sweet Miaow what means "May I have some of dat yummy chicken please?" and so my Gwand-ma say "Oh you are a very good pussy for asking so politely" and she gives Bernie some.
Den a few minutes later someone comes into de kitchen and say "I think I will have a chicken sandwich for lunch" and dey get de chicken out and dey say "Oh who ate all the chicken?" and bernie say a vewy indignant Miaow what means "Fancy dat. A wobber came and eat all our chicken"
Luv fwom Bernie
Tuesday, 14 August 2012
Tidy Mummy's bedwoom
Today Bernie was helping his Mummy to tidy up de study part of her bedwoom. She had lots and lots of books dere what she use to make dood lessons for her childwen.
Bernie twy to put dem back on de shelf in de wight place but dem too heavy. So Bernie bite dem. But dey get wipped. Oh No!
Den a ball of wool fwom my Mummy knitting fall on de floor.
Bernie say "Miaow" what means "You is a naughty ball of wool. Get back in de knitting bag". But it do not get back in. So Bernie bite it and it twy to wun away. Den it put its long woolly self all over de place. It go under de bed and Bernie chase it and bwing it out but it go wound de chair so Bernie chase it under de chair and it woll under de desk. What a naughty ball of wool.
Den me hide behind de desk and wait to pounce on it. Just den my Mummy come and say "What happened? How did this wool get everywhere?" and Bernie say "Miaow" what means "It is a naughty ball of wool what wolled evewywhere" but my Mummy pick it up and she say "Oooh it is all soggy! Have you been chewing it Bernie?"
Bernie say "Miaow" what means "Me twy to catch it" but my Mummy say "Well you did try to be a good pussy cat but in future leave the wool alone because I do not like soggy wool."
OH dear. And Bernie is such a dood wool catching pussy cat.
'Luv fwom dood wool chasing Bernie.
Bernie twy to put dem back on de shelf in de wight place but dem too heavy. So Bernie bite dem. But dey get wipped. Oh No!
Den a ball of wool fwom my Mummy knitting fall on de floor.
Bernie say "Miaow" what means "You is a naughty ball of wool. Get back in de knitting bag". But it do not get back in. So Bernie bite it and it twy to wun away. Den it put its long woolly self all over de place. It go under de bed and Bernie chase it and bwing it out but it go wound de chair so Bernie chase it under de chair and it woll under de desk. What a naughty ball of wool.
Den me hide behind de desk and wait to pounce on it. Just den my Mummy come and say "What happened? How did this wool get everywhere?" and Bernie say "Miaow" what means "It is a naughty ball of wool what wolled evewywhere" but my Mummy pick it up and she say "Oooh it is all soggy! Have you been chewing it Bernie?"
Bernie say "Miaow" what means "Me twy to catch it" but my Mummy say "Well you did try to be a good pussy cat but in future leave the wool alone because I do not like soggy wool."
OH dear. And Bernie is such a dood wool catching pussy cat.
'Luv fwom dood wool chasing Bernie.
Monday, 13 August 2012
Fixing de parfs
Today we fix some parfs so dey can get made soon. Bernie watch carefully so me know how to do dat.
My Mummy got a big pink parcel fwom our vewy dood fwend called Seher. It got lots of Bernie's favouwite dindins in it and some knitting books and some other fings.
Bernie has to tell his Mummy to huwwy up and make all dem dindins so Bernie can eat dem up before dem gets stale.
Dat is vewy important about dindins. You must not let your dindins get stale.
My Gwand-da and my Gwand-ma were pulling weeds out of our new lawn. Dey are going to teach Bernie how to get weeds out wif my little paws so Bernie can help. First me has to learn which ones is de weeds. Dat is a vewy hard fing to learn. My Mummy would not be vewy happy if Bernie pulled out all her tulips and daffy dillies. Me will not pull out de woses because dem is pwickly.
Soon Bernie will know all de flowers in our garden and if it is not a flower it will be a weed and Bernie will pull it out.
Bernie is vewy clever.
Luv fwom Clever Flower Knowing and weed pulling Bernie.
My Mummy got a big pink parcel fwom our vewy dood fwend called Seher. It got lots of Bernie's favouwite dindins in it and some knitting books and some other fings.
Bernie has to tell his Mummy to huwwy up and make all dem dindins so Bernie can eat dem up before dem gets stale.
Dat is vewy important about dindins. You must not let your dindins get stale.
My Gwand-da and my Gwand-ma were pulling weeds out of our new lawn. Dey are going to teach Bernie how to get weeds out wif my little paws so Bernie can help. First me has to learn which ones is de weeds. Dat is a vewy hard fing to learn. My Mummy would not be vewy happy if Bernie pulled out all her tulips and daffy dillies. Me will not pull out de woses because dem is pwickly.
Soon Bernie will know all de flowers in our garden and if it is not a flower it will be a weed and Bernie will pull it out.
Bernie is vewy clever.
Luv fwom Clever Flower Knowing and weed pulling Bernie.
Sunday, 12 August 2012
Vewy nice dindins fwom my dood fwend Seher
My dood fwend Seher send us some litta packets wif dindins in dem. My Mummy make dat dindins and Bernie helped.
First my Gwand-ma put dat fwozen chicken in de micwowave to thaw out. My Gwand-ma say "Tell me when it is thawed out please Bernie" and she go to do some works for my Unca Tim on de 'puter.
Den Bernie say "Miaow" but my Gwand-da say "Liar liar Your pants are on fire" because him say dat de micwowave is not finished. Dat silly. Bernie do not wear pants.
So Bernie wait. Me sit on de bench and me watch dat chicken going wound and wound in de micwowave. Den de micwowave go 'bing' and den Bernie say Miaow again and my Mummy say someone has to cut up dat chicken while she go to de shop and buy some other things to put in it.
Bernie say "Miaow" what means "Bernie will cut it up" but Gwand-da come and he cut it up but dat is OK because he give some to Bernie to taste and make sure it is dood chicken.
Den my Mummy make dat vewy nice dindins what my vewy dood fwend called Seher send and it taste vewy nice and Bernie is allowed to have a little bit. (Bernie has lots of little bits. Me get some fwom my Mummy and some fwom my Gwand-ma and some fwom my Gwand-da.)
Luv fwom Bernie
First my Gwand-ma put dat fwozen chicken in de micwowave to thaw out. My Gwand-ma say "Tell me when it is thawed out please Bernie" and she go to do some works for my Unca Tim on de 'puter.
Den Bernie say "Miaow" but my Gwand-da say "Liar liar Your pants are on fire" because him say dat de micwowave is not finished. Dat silly. Bernie do not wear pants.
So Bernie wait. Me sit on de bench and me watch dat chicken going wound and wound in de micwowave. Den de micwowave go 'bing' and den Bernie say Miaow again and my Mummy say someone has to cut up dat chicken while she go to de shop and buy some other things to put in it.
Bernie say "Miaow" what means "Bernie will cut it up" but Gwand-da come and he cut it up but dat is OK because he give some to Bernie to taste and make sure it is dood chicken.
Den my Mummy make dat vewy nice dindins what my vewy dood fwend called Seher send and it taste vewy nice and Bernie is allowed to have a little bit. (Bernie has lots of little bits. Me get some fwom my Mummy and some fwom my Gwand-ma and some fwom my Gwand-da.)
Luv fwom Bernie
More twees
Today we planting more twees.
Den my Mummy got a fing what makes water come out vewy fast and she clean Aunty Mavis's mower and den she clean de fwont vewandah.
Oh Cat! Bernie wun away fast when he see dat water fing. It like a hose but dat water come out much faster.
Bernie do not like fings what has water coming out of dem.
Bernie loves all de twees. Dem looks vewy nice. Bernie is vewy happy because we are getting a vewy nice garden.
Soon it will be dood fun to walk along de parfs and look at our garden.
Luv fwom Bernie
Den my Mummy got a fing what makes water come out vewy fast and she clean Aunty Mavis's mower and den she clean de fwont vewandah.
Oh Cat! Bernie wun away fast when he see dat water fing. It like a hose but dat water come out much faster.
Bernie do not like fings what has water coming out of dem.
Bernie loves all de twees. Dem looks vewy nice. Bernie is vewy happy because we are getting a vewy nice garden.
Soon it will be dood fun to walk along de parfs and look at our garden.
Luv fwom Bernie
Saturday, 11 August 2012
Gardening day
Today we all twying to plant twees in our garden.
Bernie got left inside de house.
Bernie was miaowing and miaowing to get someone to come and open dat door so me could go out and help evewybody in de garden but dem all too busy.
Bovver!
Poor Bernie had to go out de cat door and walk awound.
Bernie was vewy glad dat he wemembered about dat cat door.
My Mummy and my Gwand-da and my Gwand-ma did some weeding in de garden too. Bernie sit dere to make sure dey do not pull out any Pansies or Tulips or Daffy dillys.
Luv fwom busy gardening Barnie
Bernie got left inside de house.
Bernie was miaowing and miaowing to get someone to come and open dat door so me could go out and help evewybody in de garden but dem all too busy.
Bovver!
Poor Bernie had to go out de cat door and walk awound.
Bernie was vewy glad dat he wemembered about dat cat door.
My Mummy and my Gwand-da and my Gwand-ma did some weeding in de garden too. Bernie sit dere to make sure dey do not pull out any Pansies or Tulips or Daffy dillys.
Luv fwom busy gardening Barnie
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