Today evewybody is wousing at Bernie.
Me did not do anyfing naughty just a little wee on my Mummy carpet but it nice clean wee.
Den just because me twying to talk to Gwand-da all de time and tell him all de news, Gwand-da tell Bernie to stop talking and be quiet or he do somefing what was big howwible words what Bernie do not understand.
Bernie is such a dood dood pussy cat and me is a vewy fwendly pussy cat what chat to evewybody so why do people wouse at poor little Bernie?
Me vewy sad.
Luv fwom sad Bernie