Saturday, 16 June 2012

Vewy busy cookin helpin Bernie

Today Bernie beed vewy busy helpin my Mummy cook some dindins.
First she put some dindins in a pot to cook and she go to get sumfing.
Den Bernie hear dat pot bubbles vewy loud so me wun and get my Mummy. Me say "Miaow miaow" wot means "Dat pot is cookin too fast" and my Mummy go to de kitchen and she say "Oh Bernie thankyou for telling me. I will turn that down so it does not cook so fast"
Then she go away again to do what she was doin.
Bernie stay in de kitchen to take care of de dindins cookin.
Next Bernie hear a sizzle noise comin fwom dat pot so Bernie wun to him Mummy and say "Miaow miaow" wot means "Me fink dat it is boilin dwy" and my Mummy come wunning to de kitchen and she say "Oh Bernie you are so good. It is just starting to boil dry"
So you see bernie is a vewy clever cookin helpin pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Dis is all twue. Bernie do not tell fibs in him blog.


  1. Yes, you were a very very big help! And you must have very good hearing, becuase I didn't hear it sizzle or anything. You called me just in time. I am very impressed with you, my darling boy. Well done!
    Love Mummy

  2. Hughie says:

    My Mum always burns things, even pig porridge!

    Katy says:

    Tell him what pig porridge is.

    Hughie says:

    Pig porridge is scraps of veges and pig food. And we just killed our pigs.

    Katy says:

    We didn't kill them!

    Hughie says:

    A butcher killed our pigs.

  3. Me glad dat my Mummy do not make cat powwidge cos she might let a butcher kill Bernie.