My Mummy is coming home tonight.
My Gwand-da and my Gwand-ma has to go and get her but we has a pwoblem.
What we do about Aunty Kim?
My Mummy buy lots of pwesents for Bernie so we might not be able to fit Aunty Kim in de car wif all de pwesents.
Ah well! Aunty Kim do not come here so many times now cos she live somewhere else so dat do not matter. We just leave her dere.
Luv fwom Bernie