Oh no, my Mummy in gaol.
Bernie hear dat telephone winging so me answer it. Me can answer dat phone dood. Me just jump up on de bench and push it off it litta plate.
Me say "miaow" what means, "Hullo dis is Bawon Bernard speaking"
Den my Mummy say "Oh Bernie is that you?"
And me say "Miaow" what means "Yes it is me"
And my Mummy say " Oh Bernie, This is my one phone call that I am allowed to make. Your Mummy is in gaol. Can you go and get Grand-da please?"
So Bernie go and say "Miaow" to Gwand-da. Then me say "MIAOW MIAOW" vewy loud and start wunning back to de telephone and Gwand-da follow me. Me jump up on de bench again and me say "miaow" at de phone what means, "Him coming now" and den my Mummy yell loud and my Gwand-da hear her and she talkin to him about it and Aunty Kim larfin. So dem just playing a twick on us. Dem gone to Melbourne to see dat Ned Kelly place and dem go and see where him in gaol so my Mummy decide to twick us all and say she in gaol.
Dat not funny. Me and Gwand-da got a big fwight.
Me gone and tear up fwee of my Mummy books cos she a norty lady.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Now me go and tear up some more.