Wednesday, 26 June 2013

A new person wot weads my blog

Bernie found out about a new person what weads him blog.
It is a invisible fwog. Him is vewy clever to wead a pussy cat blog. And him can talk.
Dat is amazing. Fancy a invisible fwog wot can talk!
We is still getting weady for de visit of my Katy and my Hughie.
Tomowwow or de next day we is going to make sumfing but me cannot tell anyone about it yet.
Gwand-ma has a bit of twubble getting weady for dis visit cos she cannot walk dood dese days and she has to have a walking stick all de time. Maybe if she do not get better soon, Santa will bwing her a wheel chair and den Bernie can push her in it.
Jaffa Maddie Tasha Mahogony Cat would like dat cos den she just sit in Gwand-ma lap all de time. She is a cuddles pussy cat. She push so hard to get close to someone to get a dood cuddle dat she nearly push dem over. Bernie say "You can't get inside someone you silly pussy. Just next to dem" Den she turn awound and put her bum in dem face.
Oh Jaffa cat where is your manners?
Luv fwom Bernie


  1. Thankfully the frog is invisible... Or you would probably eat it!

  2. Katy says:

    Sam is a very good frog. I hope he decides to sneak on the aeroplane when we come.

    Hughie says:

    He needs an invisible ticket on the plane! That isn't invisible to an invisible frog named Sam.

    Katy says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha.